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Erap: Pre, ang bilis ko natapos buuin yung puzzle!
Juan: Talaga pare? Gaano kabilis?
Erap: 5 months!
Juan: Ang tagal naman!
Erap Tanga! Anong matagal?! Nakalagay nga dito "For 3 years and up!"
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ERap: Lintik na ibon yon...Iniputan ako!
Guard: Sir, sandali lang po kukuha ako ng toilet paper...
Erap: Wag na! Paano mo pa mapupunasan yung pwet non eh nakalipad na! Tanga ka talaga!
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FVR: Erap, may gift ako sayo from India....10 feet na snake...
Erap: Ows! Niloloko mo ba ako!? Di ako ganon katanga...wala namang feet ang snake noh!
Gagong Toh!
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Erap calling emergency hotline: Please send help asap! My daughter is giving birth
and turning blue.....
Operator: CAlm down sir! Is this her first baby?
Erap: Gago! This is her father!
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Erap: Tamad! Di ba sabi ko sayo diligan mo
ang mga halaman!
Hardinero: Sir, umuulan naman po kasi eh!
Erap: Magpapalusot ka pa! Tanga!.....Eh di magkapote ka!
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erap jokes, tagalog jokes, pinoy jokes,
Erap: Lintik na shampoo to ayaw bumula
Maid: Sir eh hindi pa po basa buhok niyo
Erap : eh for Dry Hair nga eh.
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Naliligo si Erap ng biglang lumindol... Taranta siyang lumabas
na hubo't hubad......
Guard: Sir, may nakalimutan po ata kayong suotin....
Erap: Ay shet! ang Wristband ko!.. Oh No!
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Kung nag-Gay language lang sana sina GMA and Garci, eh di sana walang gulo ngayon...
GMA: Hallooo Gracia!
Garci: Yes mother! Nachukchak ko na po yung mga chuva ek-ek!
GMA: Bonggacious! Eh yung mga tienes-tienes, carry na ba?
Garci: Winnie santos mama! Wiz na worry! Eclavou na ever!
GMA: Ang tarush! Babush!
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