Gusto niyo ng dedications?? Kung sino unang nagcomment sa bawat chapter simula ngayon , dun sa i-a-update ko sayo ko idededicate...gotcha??
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Waiter: What kind of coffee would you like, regular or decaf?
Pinoy: No, Big cup!! Big cup!
Waiter: What would you like for your breakfast?
Pinoy: Hameneggs.
Waiter: And how do you like your eggs, sir?
Pinoy: Yes, tenkyu. I like dem beri much.
Waiter: No sir, I mean how would you like them cooked?
Pinoy: Yes, tenkyu. I wud like dem cooked.
Waiter: (with increasing impatience) Would you like your eggs...fried? poached? hard boiled or soft boiled?
Pinoy: (with increasing uneasiness) Yes, one fried en one hard boiled or sop boiled.
Waiter: And what bread would you like?
Pinoy: Begyurpardon?
Waiter: What kind of bread would you like? white? rye? whole wheat? toast?
Pinoy: Pan Americano
Waiter: We don't have that.
Pinoy: Okey, gib me taystee.
Waiter: We don't have that either, sir.
Pinoy: Do you heb pan de lemon or bonete?
Waiter: Sir, you are wasting my time. I shall ask for the last time, what would you like for breakfast?
Pinoy: Donut plis....
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WAITER: Sir try our new brandy, para sa gusto makalimot!
JUAN: Ok!
...after 4 hrs...
WAITER: Sir sarado na kami, chit nyo po!
JUAN: Anong chit? Sino ka?
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MAX: Pare, napansin ko may STALKER ka araw-araw!
JUAN: Ganun ba? Sino pare, yun bang crush ko?
MAX: Hindi yung LANGAW! Maligo ka na kaya!
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JUAN: Pare, tanungin mo ako sa English, sasagutin kita ng Spanish!
MAX: Sige, What is more important, heart or mind?
JUAN: Spanish!
MAX: Nyeh!!
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MAX: Pag nag-aaway kmi ni mrs, YUMUYUKO sya sa takot!
JUAN: Misis ko naman TUMITINGALA!
MAX: Bakit?
JUAN: Sabi nya... hoy bumaba ka dyan s APARADOR!
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BINABASA MO ANG
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