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Pls? hahaha

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Flight Attendant: Sir, here's some chewing gum so your ears won't hurt during the flight.

Passenger: Thank you miss!

(After an hour)

Passenger: Miss, paano ba tanggalin ito sa tenga ko?

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Q: Bakit naghuhubad ng brief si pedro kapag nagte-take siya ng exam?

A: Kasi nakasulat sa exam "ANSWER IN BRIEF"

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Q: Why can't Ernie dial 911 when there's an emerfency

A: Because he can't find number 11 on the phone

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Q: Why does Miriam always stares at a bottle of orange juice?

A: Because it says in front "concentrate"

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Q: What metro manila district is populated by shorties?

A: Pandacan

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Joke!Tahanan ng mga kuwento. Tumuklas ngayon