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Job interviewer: And where would you see yourself in five years’ time Mr. Jeffries?

Me: Personally I believe my biggest weakness is listening.

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What’s the difference between BOOM! Aaaaargh! And Aaaaaargh! BOOM!?

The difference is whether you’re falling from the 1st or the 10th floor. 

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Which tea is the most popular in psychiatries?

Insanitea

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Father: Son, you were adopted.

Son: What?! I knew it! I want to meet my biological parents!

Father: We are your biological parents. Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in 20 minutes.

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Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? 

Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all

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