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Galing sa libing
Juan: San ka galing?
Pedro: sementeryo, libing ng byenan ko.
Juan: E bakit puro kamot ang mukha at braso mo?
Pedro: Mahirap ilibing eh... Lumalaban!!
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Frat meeting...
Leader: Pare balita ko bading ka daw, totoo ba?!
Ambo: Pare, Mga chismax lang yun galing sa mga chuvanes na walang magawa sa mga chenilyn nila... chura nila! hmpf!
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Inday
Pedro: knock knock!
Juan: who's there
Pedro: Inday
Juan: Inday who?
Pedro: Indaaaaaay, Found a very special love in you....
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FREE TASTE:
Promodiser: Maam! Freetaste po!!
Maam: Ai ok.. sige patikim!!
:PWEH!!! anu yan bakit lasang panis!!??
Promodiser : Yan! ganyan ang mangyayari sa pagkain niyo pag di niyo nilagay sa Refrigirator!!
kaya anu pang hinihintay niyo?! bumili na po kayo ng Refrigirator namin!!
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Job interview
Isang boss ang nag iinterview sa apat na babae para sa posisyong ina-applyan nila at binigyan ng pare-parehong tanong.
Boss: A woman normally has lips on 2 different places. What's the difference between the two?
First Girl: Yung isa ho mabuhok. Yung isa hindi.
Boss: ok.. good!
Second Girl: Yung isa, nakakapagsalita. Yung isa hindi.
Boss: that's better!
Third Girl: Yung isa vertical at yung isa naman horizontal.
Boss: Hmm.. clever!
Last Girl: Yung isa pang-kain ko. Yung isa naman, para sa boss ko.
Boss: You are hired!!!
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Tatay and Anak
TATAY: "10 + 10."
ANAK: "Di ko po alam."
TATAY: "Easy lang e, di mo pa masagot? Papatayin ka ng kabobohan mo!"
ANAK: "Tay, kung makakakita ka ng 1000 at 500 sa kalye, alin ang pupulutin mo?"
TATAY: "Siyempre yung isang libo!"
ANAK: "Pwede mo naman pulutin pareho, tay! Papatayin ka ng katangahan mo!"
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