What's The Difference
Lucy: What is the difference between a creditor and a debtor?
Anna: A creditor has a better memory than a debtor does
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Know Nothing
Mother: How is your teacher?
Child: Not so good. It seems that he knows nothing.
Mother: Really?
Child: Yes! Because whenever we have a class, he is the one who always ask the question!
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Historical event
David: What important event happened in 1809
John: Abraham Lincoln was born.
David: Right! Then what happened oin 1812
John: He turned three years old!
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Time
Teacher: What time is this?
(12:00)
Student: It's time for lunch
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Amazing Record
:That girl just broke an amazing record in swimming
:What record?
:She has been saved from drowning seven times already this week!
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