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a black baby was given a pair of wings by a fairy...
baby : does this mean i'm an angel?
(fairy laughs..)
fairy : of course not! negrang 'to, ambisyosa! paniki ka!!!
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sa sabungan, walang entrance fee ang may dalang panabong.
Si Juan, para makalibre, pumasok na may dalang inahin.
bantay : (sinita si Juan) ano 'yan?
juan : (galit pa!) manok!
bantay : alam ko, eh bakit inahin?
juan : may laban ang mister nya, syempre moral support BOBO!
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Yeltsin: We are the first person in space.
Clinton: We are the first on the moon.
Erap: We will be the first to land on the sun.
USA: You can't land on the sun, its too hot.
Erap: You know, were not stupid, we gonna go there
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HumorPick-up-lines,jokes at marami pang iba! English and tagalog jokes. None of these jokes are mine. Credits to its rightful owner. Happy reading! 😄😄😄😄😄❣ PS. Jeje days ko pa to unang ginawa at hindi ko pa tapos iedit mula sa umpisa kasi di pa rin t...
