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Sumbrero
Artista: Ang ganda naman nitong iniregalo mong sombrero sa akin,direk. Kaya lng hindi ko naman maisusuot ito.
Direk: Bakit naman?
Artista:E ang laki-laki, tas sobrang luwang sa ulo ko
Direk: Kakasya rin sa iyo yan at. Maisusuot mo balang araw.
Artista: Kelan?
Direk: E di kapag sumikat kana at kapag lumaki na ang ulo mo
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Labandera ako!!!
Parishioner: Father bakit may nakasampay na daster,bra at panty sa may kumbento? May asawa po ba kayo?
Father: Kung aasa ako sa mga donasyon nyo,hindi ako mabubuhay kaya tumatanggap ako ng mga labada!
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Puso
Boy: knock knock
Girl: who's there
Boy: puso mo
Gurl: puso mo who?
Boy: 🎤neverr mind i'll find someone like you,🎤
🎤 I wish nothing but the best for you 🎤
Girl: nasan ung PUSO MO?
Boy: NASAYO!
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PUSH-PULL
-yan ung nasawi na araw"push pull na daw ang okasyon ngayon bukas na lng itutuloy"
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Knock knock
Who's there?
New zealand
New zealand who?
🎤New zealand ka sa mundong ito laking tuwa ng nanay mo🎤
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Continue
Continue who?
Baket kahapon ang dami nyo ngayon ang CONTINUE?
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Eraser ka ba?
Baket?
Kasi kapag dumidikit ka sakin nabubura lahat ng problema ko
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MANIFEST
-bagay na hindi makapal
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Ang panliligaw noon:
Dinadaan sa pagsisibak ng kahoy, pag-iibig ng tubig at panghaharana
Ang panliligaw ngayon:
HANAP,USAP,DEAL!
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French Lesson
Cough: o vou
Ashes: a vou
Car: Re vou
Baloons: lo voe
Drugs: sha vou
Goodbye: va vou
Cute: a cou
Ikaw: mol tou
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HumorPick-up-lines,jokes at marami pang iba! English and tagalog jokes. None of these jokes are mine. Credits to its rightful owner. Happy reading! 😄😄😄😄😄❣ PS. Jeje days ko pa to unang ginawa at hindi ko pa tapos iedit mula sa umpisa kasi di pa rin t...
