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Knock knock (part 2)

-Kabag Again. Now i'm speechless, over the edge of this breathless. I never thought that I would catch this, the kabag again.

-Melon, Kangkong, Mais, Gulaman, Talong. Melon kangkang mais gulaman. Maari bang mag-talong?

-Medicine. Bayang magiliw.. medi-cine.

-Kinurot ko. Kinurut-kurot ko pa. Kinurot ko. Kinurut-kurot ko pa. (intro - always be my baby - mariah)

-The Hill and Cow. The hill and cow ang sigaw ng puso ko. Ikaw ang nasa isip ko.

-Honda. Honda first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me.

-Honda ulit! Honda wings of love! Up and above the clouds the only way to fly, is Honda Wings of Love.

-Pacquiao. But it's over now. Come on and take Pacquiaooo.

-Lasengga. All lasengga ladies. All lasengga ladies. Put your hands up!

-Twenty-one. 7 + 7 + 7.. Twenty-one.. 7 x 7 x 7, yan ang hindi ko alam!

-BDO. Watch me on your BDO Phone. BDO phone.

-Dina Bonnevie, Gary V. Dina Bonnevie my lover, Gary V with my friends.

-Lactum. I Lactum move it move it!

-Pulis may wang-wang. Pulis may wang-wang-wang! Shorty fire burning on the dance floor. Ooh~

-Tuna Pie. Tuna pie, tuna limit, tuna wall~ for a chance to be with you i'd rather risk it all. Tuna pie, tuna fever come what may! ~

-China. Chinaaa~ ika'y muling makita ko. Damhin ang tibok ng puso mo.

-Buko Shake. Voulez buko shake avec moi ce soir. Voulez buko shake avec moi ye ye ye ye.

-Mighty Mouse. Mighty mouse outside Chicago. Can't stop driving I don't know why~

-Brunei. May nagmamahal, aakay sa'yo. Aking Brunei ikaw ang nagbigay ng buhay kooo~

-What can be? What can be? bitiw bigla. What can be? bitiw bigla. Higpitan lang ang yong kapit..

--Coca Cola. Coca cola na lang sana ang iyong minahal, di ka na muling mag-iisa.

-We were Aswang. We were aswang babe. For a moment in time.

-Little Manuel. I'm not crazy, I'm just a little manuel. I know, right know you can't tell.

-Abby. Abby loving you~ forever! Deep inside my heart its you. Forever.

-Lesbians. So lesbians, lesbians for love. Lesbians, lesbians tonight!

--I'm a friend. I'm a friend to fly. and I don't know why?

-Korina - Mar Roxas. Oooh~ ooh~ Korina-Mar Roxas.

-MOA. Girl you know MOAAA, girl you know MOAAA. (birthday sex)

-Thesis. Thesis the moment, my final test.

-Cheesy palaman sa tasty. No he can't read my poker face (cheesy-palaman-sa-tasty). popopoker face popopoker face.

-New Zealand. New Zealand ka sa mundong ito. Laking tuwa ng magulang mo.

-Knock knock. Knock knockaligo ka na ba sa dagat ng basura?

-Canada. Nakaligo Canada sa dagat ng basura? (OMFVillar! WTF! LSS!)

- Joana. I joana close my eyes! I joanna fall asleep.

-Pussy Cat. Mag-pussycat! mag-pussycat. Dito sa showtime lahat tayo pussycat!

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