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Fan: Ngayong nanalo ka Manny, anong pasalubong mo kay Jinkee?
Manny: Ibon syempre. Mahilig sya dun e.
Fan: Ibon? Anong klaseng ibon?
Manny: Yung mga lipstek, pangmik up ba? Basta mga Ibon products! U know!
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Sa isang Birthday Party na pinuntahan ni Mommy Dionesia
Happy Berday to you, Happy Berday to you......
Aling Dionisia: Blue!!! Blue the Kick!!!!
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isang probensyano ang pumunta sa manila, at nag rent sa hotel;
PROBINSYANO: alam kong probinsyano lang ako pero wog nyo kong lokohin ang mahal ng binayad ko dito tapos ganito lang?, walang kama, bintana, at ang liit ng kwarto. ano ba to?
ROOMBOY: sir nasa elevator pa lang po tayo wag ka ngang exited.
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teacher: class what is ethics?
juan: sir ethics are those cousins of ducks! what can you say sir?
teacher: very nice answer! that duck will lay an egg and that egg will be your grade!!!
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Teacher: Miguel spell horse!
--Miguel: H....O....
Teacher: Bilisan mo
...--Miguel: H....O....R...
Teacher: Sabing bilisan mo
--Miguel: Ya! Tigidig!!!Tigidig!!! Tigidig..
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