Diyaryo
Tatay: Hirap nakong basahin ito. Malabo na ang mata ko. Ihiram mo nga ako ng reading glasses.
Anak: Di niyo talaga mababasa yan ...... Diyaryo ng koreano yan eh.
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Correct answer
Teacher: George,what is the most often used phrase by students today?
George: I do not know
Teacher: Correct!
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Sleeping Pills
Doctor: Heto ang sleeping pills. Mabisang gamot yan
Arnold: Ah, eto po ba ang iinumin ko dok?
Doctor: Hindi ikaw ang iinom niyan............ Ang Misis mo para makatulog ka na.
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No More Kisses
Mother: Your teacher complains that lately you've been making a lot of mistakes in your homework. What happened?
Son: Well, whenever i got highscores in my homework she would always kiss me.
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Bawal na Pagkain
Doctor: Sir ang pwede niyo lang po kainin ay yung mga hayop na lumalangoy.
Pasyente: Okay
Doctor: Asan na ung pasyente ko!?
Katulong: Nandun po sa swimming pool tinuturuan ung baboy na lumangoy!
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Sinungaling
Namatay ang isang mister na babaero. Sa misa para sa namayapang mister ay ito ang mga sinabi ng pari patungkol sa namatay
Pari: An honest man, a good man, a family man and a good provider.
Binulungan ng biyuda ang panganay na anak...
Ina: Pakisilip mo nga ang kabaong kung ang daddy mo nga ang nasa loob!
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Masama ba?
Melody: Hoy! Bakit ganyan ka makatingin sa legs ko?
Arman: Bakit, masama ba? Eh meron akong mata!
Melody: Puwes, etong sayo!
(sinampal si arman)
Arman: Bakit mo ko sinampal?
Melody: Masama ba? Eh meron akong kamay!
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Same Age
Teacher: Tom,who is older? You or your brother?
Tom: Last year my mother told me that my brother is one year older than me. That means that i am the same age as he is this year.
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