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Q: What do you get when you cross a book with a pencil

A: Nagagalit na librarian!

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Q: When can 60 people stand under an umbrella without getting wet?

A: When it isn't raining

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Q: Why do doctors wear white masks during operations?

A: So that the patient doesn't know who to blame when something goes wrong

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Q: Why is the math book sad?

A: Because it had too many problems

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Anak: Mom and Dad, I decided na manirahan na lang mag-isa

Parents: Maganda yan!

Anak: Yung mga gamit nyo po nasa labas na

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Boy: Alam mo ang pangit mo.

Girl: Ayiieee! Banat ba yan?

Boy: Hindi! Pangit ka talaga! Banatan kita dyan eh!

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