BINABASA MO ANG

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Pick-up-lines,jokes at marami pang iba! English and tagalog jokes. None of these jokes are mine. Credits to its rightful owner. Happy reading! 😄😄😄😄😄❣ PS. Jeje days ko pa to unang ginawa at hindi ko pa tapos iedit mula sa umpisa kasi di pa rin t...

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                          Bongbong -- Pare sinong idol mo?
                          Chavit--Si Arnold Schwarzenegger.
                          Bongbong-- Sige nga, spell Schwarzenegger.
                          Chavit --Hindi, joke lang pare, si Jet Li talaga idol ko.
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                          Lola (may cancer) : Doc, anong gagawin nyo sa akin?
                          Doc : Che-chemo, lola.
                          Lola : **** mo rin! Bastos ka! walang modo!
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                          Holduper: Pili ka, wallet mo o pasabugin utak mo?
                          Biktima: Ikaw na bahala..bastaa pareho po yan walang laman!
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                          Pare1: Pare, bat naman hanggang ngayon wala ka pang syota? wala ka pang napupusuan
                          Pare2: Meron.. Manhid ka lang!
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                          Sa isang mumurahing airline:
                          Stewardess: Sir, would you like some dinner?
                          Passenger: Ano ba ang mga choices?
                          Stewardess: 'Yes' or 'No' lang po.
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                          Sumulat si Inday sa kanyang ina.
                          "Dear Mom, Had it not been for the smelling salt, I would have collapsed a moment ago; Junior has become an uncontrollable little monster! Remember when he accidentally fell and hit his head on the marble floor at home last week? A bloody mess that was!
                          This week, he was summoned by the principal of that shabbily run academy for smacking a classmate's face! And the academe - what a pretentious bunch of baboons!
                          Oh dear, I never imagined being a governess can be a such an unbearable source of torturous aggravation.
                          Your daughter, Inday
                          Kinabukasan, sumagot ang tatay ni Inday.
                          Dear Inday, WALANGHIYA KA! MAGPADALA KA NG PERA! NASA OSPITAL ANG NANAY MO, DUMUGO ANG ILONG SA KAKABASA NG PESTENG SULAT MO! Nagmamahal, Tatay
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                          AMO: Inday,papalit mo nga tong dollar sa peso.
                          INDAY: Sige po ser.
                          Pagkabalik ni Inday..
                          AMO: Bakit ka may plastic na dala??
                          INDAY: Ser. ang begat kasi eh...
                          puro tag-pipiso.
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