VOTE
COMMENT
FOLLOW
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Juan writing on a slambook
Favorite Actor:
Arnold Scharzene... (erase)
Arnold Schwarze... (erase)
Arnold Schwarzz... (erase)
Arnold Shwazenne.... (erase)
Arnold Shwazenner... (erase)
Arnold Shwarzenneg... (erase)
Arnold Schchwarzenne... (erase)
Arnold Clavio :P
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PEDRO: Sikat na talaga si Pacquiao.
JUAN: Bakit naman?
PEDRO: Bumili kasi ako ng bagong fone, may option na send to many.
JUAN: Ang tanga nito, matagal na kaya yan. Hindi naman nagrereply yan eh.
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Sa isang job interview...
B0SS: Okay! Ano ba alam mo?
JUAN: Alam ko kung saan nakatira asawa mo at alam ko rin saan nakatira ang kabit mo.
B0SS: Tanggap kana hayop ka!
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BF: Kainis si Juan, sabihin ba naman na mukha ako MAGSASAKA pag katabi kita!
GF: HAHAHA! Wag ka na magalit nagbibiro lang yun. Bakit nya naman daw nasabi?
BF: Kasi mukha ka daw KALABAW!
GF: GRRR!
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MAX: Pare bakit may tali ka sa paa?
JUAN: MAGBIBIGTI ako!
MAX: Eh bakit sa PAA, dapat sa LEEG!
JUAN: Sinubukan ko na kanina, hindi ako MAKAHINGA eh!
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VOTE
FOLLOW
COMMENT
BINABASA MO ANG
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