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Juan writing on a slambook

Favorite Actor:

Arnold Scharzene... (erase)

Arnold Schwarze... (erase)

Arnold Schwarzz... (erase)

Arnold Shwazenne.... (erase)

Arnold Shwazenner... (erase)

Arnold Shwarzenneg... (erase)

Arnold Schchwarzenne... (erase)

Arnold Clavio :P

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PEDRO: Sikat na talaga si Pacquiao.

JUAN: Bakit naman?

PEDRO: Bumili kasi ako ng bagong fone, may option na send to many.

JUAN: Ang tanga nito, matagal na kaya yan. Hindi naman nagrereply yan eh.

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Sa isang job interview...

B0SS: Okay! Ano ba alam mo?

JUAN: Alam ko kung saan nakatira asawa mo at alam ko rin saan nakatira ang kabit mo.

B0SS: Tanggap kana hayop ka!

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BF: Kainis si Juan, sabihin ba naman na mukha ako MAGSASAKA pag katabi kita!

GF: HAHAHA! Wag ka na magalit nagbibiro lang yun. Bakit nya naman daw nasabi?

BF: Kasi mukha ka daw KALABAW!

GF: GRRR!

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MAX: Pare bakit may tali ka sa paa?

JUAN: MAGBIBIGTI ako!

MAX: Eh bakit sa PAA, dapat sa LEEG!

JUAN: Sinubukan ko na kanina, hindi ako MAKAHINGA eh!

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