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Promoter: Misis, kapag pinaghalo ang breeze at tide at surf, bubula kaya?
Misis: Aba syempre!
Promoter: Mali! Wala namang tubig na nilagay eh!
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Juan: Knock knock
Pedro: Who's there?
Juan: What can be
Pedro: What can be who?
Juan: What can be bitiw bigla, what can be bitiw bigla. Higpitan lang ang iyong kapit
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They tie dog to the pole..
So they don't move.
That's how I feel
When someone sitting with cellphone attached to a charger...
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Boy:Yesterday i named my Wifi " hack if you can "
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Today when i woke up it was changed to
"challenge accepted"
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Boy: I love photography because it's the only hobby where i can shoot people and cut their heads off,
without going to jail...
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School teacher sent home a note..:..
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" Your son is an obedient & bright student but spends too much time with girls. "
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Mother sent a note back:
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"Please advise a solution!
Father has the same problem. :p"
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