4th Wall? Who's that? Who's He?

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Birdshit 💘.

"Clones?"

Bucky. Explain.

Explain what?


Birdshit sent a photo:

Birdshit sent a photo:

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Wtf?

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Wtf?

My thoughts exactly!

So, explain to me why you look like your dressing up for Vogue or something.

If Sam wasn't gay before, he definitely is now.

I honestly don't know.
Why the fuck he sexy tho?

🔥🔥

Plus, don't you say anything.

What's with the bad boy look?

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What's with the bad boy look?

Pssh, that was me for a photo shoot. Nobody can get enough of me I guess 😉

Coming from the one who can speak to birds and has a drone and a Falcon called redwing.

Why you dressed like a royal?

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Why you dressed like a royal?

ARE SECRETLY ROYALTY?

HAVE I BEEN TEASING A ROYAL

HOLY SHIT

No, you idiot

Of course not, why would a royal have time for you

🥺🥺🥺

You really mean that?

No.

Sorry

That was rude

Apparently, the dude plays you. Like in a movie.

DUDE THEY HAVE A MOVIE OF US.

BUT WAIT.

HOW COME TONY HAS MORE THAN US AND HIS DEAD

Wow, calm down, birdshit

Bitch tf you think I am?

A roach?

Mm, no, if  you were an animal you would be a bird.

What would I be?

A cat?

Oh, like the song Rasputin!

I'm sorry, what?

You're so old, it's not even funny.

🙄

Right.

How does it go?

W

ell, it starts of with this really catchy music and then it goes.

There was a man in Russia long ago,

He was big and strong, in his eyes

A flaming glow.

Most people look at him, with terror and with fear

But to Moscow chicks he was a lovely dear.

And you were in Russia,

You're strong like Sheesh.

And your eyes, well they're very pretty. They let me know where home is.

Haha, stfu

It's true, man.

Now you have as the Winter Soldier so people still find you scary.

And you, from what Steve told me,
Used to be the most popular around the chickies.

And you seem like a cat person.

So a cat.

Right.

You could have a white kitty named Alpine?

Mm, no.

Eh, worth a shot.

Wyut?

What?

🙄

Old people.

Call me old one more time
and
we'll have a problem,
birdshit

Oh, did I hurt your feelings?

Oh, did I hurt your feelings?

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Night.

Noo.
Don't leave

Bucky

Bucknasty

Buckaroo

Bonky

Captain America's bitch.

seen 10:00

Fine.

Goodnight.

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