ǝʞnl:
You: baby im bored 😒😣
Luke: um.. you wanna hear something?
You: what? 😕
Luke: there's something wrong with my phone bc i dnt have ur number in it 😏😉
You: 😂😂 oh god Lucas! Ur stupid u obviously have it otherwise how would you be texting me? 😂👏
Luke: 😳😟😶
You: well u just made my whole year with that 😂😂😙
Luke: 😔 that wasn't the goal but ur not bored anymore 😄
You: lol my awkward little penguin this is why love you 🐧😘😜💙
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ɯnIɐɔ:
Calum: babe im bored there's nothing to do 😒
You: Cal i need to tell you something..
Calum: what is it babe? 😕
You: I'm pregnant.. Ur going to be a dad 👶👨
Calum: Y/N we're too young for a baby! I just started a career and you need to finish school and then sometime will pass then we'll get married and then have babies not now! Oh my god Y/N what r we going to do?!? 😰😰😱
You: Cal honey it was a joke and you totally fell for it 😂😂
Calum: what the fuck was that for? U scared me! 😪😵
You: u said u were bored 😂 so i helped 😋😁😘
Calum: 😑
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lǝɐɥɔiɯ:
You: Mikey help me cure my boredom please? 😞
Michael: you wanna hear a joke? 😼
You: sure let's hear it
Michael: what did the egg say to the boiling water?
You: idk what?
Michael: i don't think i can get hard -- i just got laid this morning 😹😹
You: only you would Michael only you smh 👀😹🙊
Michael: now can i get laid? 😉😼
You: i think the egg has a better chance at getting laid 100+ more times than u do getting laid once 😂
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uoʇɥsɐ:
Ashton: i am hungary
You: maybe you should czech the fridge
Ashton: im russian to the kitchen!
You: is there any turkey?
Ashton: we have some but it's covered in greece
You: ew there's norway you should eat that
Ashton: we're so weird babe 😕😂
You: lol ik we r 😝😂👽
Ashton: and i love you for this 😊😘❤
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// idk i thought y'all should have a laugh 😛😹🙈💀 as u see the title has {1} which means I'll do more of these 😛💩//
~Alexis~ 👅✌
