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Boromir and Faramir x reader - Pillows and swordfights

(A/N: In this, you are Boromir and Faramir's younger sibling, and the three of you are young children)

"Bet you can't catch me Y/N!" Your brother Faramir teases.

"We'll see about that!" You laugh, chasing him around the room you are playing in, waving a toy sword.

Faramir jumps over a cushion and you do the same, getting closer to him with every step you take. Finally you tackle him and he falls to the ground on a pile of cushions.

"I've got you now!!" You exclaim, victorious, as you point your wooden sword at his heart. "Surrender now or die!!"

"Never!" He replies, acting the hero. "You have no power over me!"

He jumps up and you both engage in a fierce swordfight, thrusting and parrying each other's blades. Finally, he manages to push away your blade.

"Aha!" He cries, poking your chest with his wooden sword.

"Argh, nooo!!" You wail comically, clutching your heart.

"There, now you- oop!" He yelps as you pull him down with you in your fall.

"You're coming with me!" You gasp in your dying breath.

You both flop to the ground and pretend to be dead for as long as possible, waiting to see who gets up first.

Finally, Faramir gives up and sits up, making you giggle.

"I won," you say. "Let's go find Boromir now! He'll probably want to play with us too."

"Where is he?" Asks Faramir curiously.

"Here!" Shouts your older brother, jumping out from behind the open door.

You and Faramir shriek, then start laughing together.

"Boromir!" Says Faramir. "You scared me!"

"Not me," you tell him. "I was only pretending to be scared."

"Sure," laughs Boromir.

"No, really!"

You continue bickering for a few minutes as Faramir picks up your swords.

"Let's fight together!" He proposes.

His suggestion is instantly approved and soon all three of you are running around with wooden swords and laughing.

"I'll be the bad guy!" Boromir tells you. "You two have to work together to defeat me!"

"Ok!" You answer happily. "Faramir, come here se we can have a battle strategy!"

"Sure," your brother nods.

"All right, you run at him from the left while I attack his right, understood?" You whisper.

"Yes, captain!" He says in his best military voice.

"Are you ready?" Asks your older brother from farther away.

"Aaand... Charge!!!" You cry.

You both rush at Boromir and attack him in two sides, so that he has to use a cushion as a shield to protect himself.

He quickly thrusts at you and almost gets you on his first swing, but you are able to duck just in time.

"Ah!!" Faramir yelps as Boromir takes him out. "No!! Y/N, avenge me!!" With that, he promptly falls to the floor and dies.

"You monster!" You shout at Boromir, slicing at him with your sword. "Take that!"

He blocks your sword with his shield, and attacks with his own, missing you by only an inch.

Finally, you are able to knock Boromir's shield from his hand and poke his chest with your toy sword.

"Victory!!" You cry, smiling.

Your two brothers sit up and cheer you on.

"You're a hero!" Faramir compliments you.

You sit back down and smile at your brothers. If only this moment could last forever!