[1] The Package is in the Open

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Church, Tucker, Wolfsen and Caboose are standing on top of Blue Base.

Church: Let me get this straight.. You gave this guy our flag?

Caboose: Is that bad?

Church: Next time he comes over, why don't you-

Wolfsen: (interrupting sarcastically) No, it is perfectly fine, just as fine as turning your back on your own squad to join a group of rebels just because you had some issues with the crimes that the director of your project had been commiting.

Phi: (offscreen, in Wolfsen's head) No need to be a hypocrite, Jersey.

Church: That was... oddly specific Wolfsen, are you okay?

Tucker: There, there he is.

Church: (looking through the sniper rifle) Where? Oh, yeah, oh, I got him. He's sneaking around back behind the cliffs.

Tucker: He must be one smart son of a bitch.

Cut to Donut looking around the canyon.

Donut: Oh, man, I am so freakin' lost. Where the hell is the base?

Cut to Church, Tucker and Caboose.

Church: Oh, shit... Hey Tucker, look at his armor. It's red.

Wolfsen: Puerto Rico?!

Tucker: What? No! That means it's their Sergeant. Not whoever this 'Puerto Rico' fella is...

Church: Well, that makes sense. At least now we know how he got by our defenses.

Caboose: Uh, you know.. he came in the back door where you guys were standing.

Tucker: Yeah, okay, well let's take him out then.

Church: Roger that. Okay, say goodnight, Sarge.

Cut to Donut as Church shoots four times but misses.

Donut(crouching) Son of a bitch!

Cut to Church and Tucker.

Church: Aw crap.

Tucker: ...

Wolfsen: ...

Church: (turns to Tucker) ...What?

Tucker: You're REALLY not very good with that thing, are you?

Cut to Donut.

Donut: (shouting at Blue Base while waving the flag) Hey! It's me! Don't shoot! I'm the guy that bought the flag, remember!?

Cut to Tucker.

Tucker: Oh great, now he's taunting
us. That's just embarrassing.

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