Church, Tucker, Wolfsen and Caboose are standing on top of Blue Base.
Church: Let me get this straight.. You gave this guy our flag?
Caboose: Is that bad?
Church: Next time he comes over, why don't you-
Wolfsen: (interrupting sarcastically) No, it is perfectly fine, just as fine as turning your back on your own squad to join a group of rebels just because you had some issues with the crimes that the director of your project had been commiting.
Phi: (offscreen, in Wolfsen's head) No need to be a hypocrite, Jersey.
Church: That was... oddly specific Wolfsen, are you okay?
Tucker: There, there he is.
Church: (looking through the sniper rifle) Where? Oh, yeah, oh, I got him. He's sneaking around back behind the cliffs.
Tucker: He must be one smart son of a bitch.
Cut to Donut looking around the canyon.
Donut: Oh, man, I am so freakin' lost. Where the hell is the base?
Cut to Church, Tucker and Caboose.
Church: Oh, shit... Hey Tucker, look at his armor. It's red.
Wolfsen: Puerto Rico?!
Tucker: What? No! That means it's their Sergeant. Not whoever this 'Puerto Rico' fella is...
Church: Well, that makes sense. At least now we know how he got by our defenses.
Caboose: Uh, you know.. he came in the back door where you guys were standing.
Tucker: Yeah, okay, well let's take him out then.
Church: Roger that. Okay, say goodnight, Sarge.
Cut to Donut as Church shoots four times but misses.
Donut: (crouching) Son of a bitch!
Cut to Church and Tucker.
Church: Aw crap.
Tucker: ...
Wolfsen: ...
Church: (turns to Tucker) ...What?
Tucker: You're REALLY not very good with that thing, are you?
Cut to Donut.
Donut: (shouting at Blue Base while waving the flag) Hey! It's me! Don't shoot! I'm the guy that bought the flag, remember!?
Cut to Tucker.
Tucker: Oh great, now he's taunting
us. That's just embarrassing.
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MIA: Blood Gulch Chronicles
FanfictionÚlfa Hjörmundardóttir, a runaway Freelancer disguised as a Simulation Trooper. What would happen if she were to be sent onto a D82-EST Darter that just so happened to be heading towards Blood Gulch? Find out in MIA! Disclaimer: I do not own Red vs...
