Fade in to Caboose listening to Church from inside Sheila.
Church: Haha yeah! Hey it worked! I can't believe Caboose came through! How ya like that Wyoming? We even have our tank now. Booyah, mother fu-
Caboose: Sheila, um did you send the tank out there to, help them?
Sheila: Negative.
Caboose: Oh, so the tank went out there, on its own.
Sheila: Affirmative.
Caboose: Sheila, I think they might be in trouble.
Sheila: Affirmative.
Caboose: I should help them!
Sheila: Affirmative.
Caboose: I could go out there-
Sheila: Negative.
Caboose: And help them beat Wyoming-
Sheila: Negative.
Caboose: And save the day-
Sheila: Nope.
Caboose: And everyone will love me!
Sheila: What?
Caboose: Especially Church!
Sheila: My sensors indicate you don't stand a chance.
Caboose: Thanks Sheila! This is a great plan!
Cut to the standoff at Red Base
Wyoming: You know, I really can't thank you enough for leaving your tank completely unattended. It was very kind of you, old chap. Makes your defeat and humiliation so much easier.
Church: Yeah? Well, great, glad we could help. I'm sure if you give us enough time we'll just kill ourselves. Save ya some ammo.
Wyoming: If it makes you feel any better your death is for a very noble cause.
Wolfsen: (pulling out her M6C/SOCOM) I've "died" once already, I don't plan on actually dying this time.
Church: What do you want with Tucker's kid anyway?
Tucker: What? How did we get here? What!?
Wolfsen: We... walked here.
Church: What's wrong with you?
Tucker: With me? What's happening?
Church: Umm... we're being held prisoner...? Where the hell have you been?
Tucker: What? How? I'm so confused!
Church: What do you mean "how"? Are you retarded?
Wolfsen: Tucker, are you... okay?
Tucker: But Tex! She-
Church: No. Tex will take him out.
Wyoming: Oh right, Tex. You mean, her?
As Wyoming says "her" he lunges forward and punches the invisible Tex, knocking her down and out
Wyoming: Poor Tex. Never could figure out when she'd been beaten.
Church: What? How did you know where she was?
Tucker: What do you mean? That's where she was before.
Church: Before what?! Tucker, have you gone insane?
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MIA: Blood Gulch Chronicles
FanfictionÚlfa Hjörmundardóttir, a runaway Freelancer disguised as a Simulation Trooper. What would happen if she were to be sent onto a D82-EST Darter that just so happened to be heading towards Blood Gulch? Find out in MIA! Disclaimer: I do not own Red vs...
