At blue base, Tucker and Caboose are talking on the upper level.
Tucker: Man, Caboose. You were asleep for a long time. What were you dreaming about?
Caboose: Oh, nothing. I do not like to dream. I try not to think while I'm sleeping.
Tucker: That's pretty much how you function while you're awake, too.
Caboose: I think consistency is important.
The camera changes to show Church and Wolfsen on the ground, laughing.
Church: Well, you look ok. Then again, that's just the armor. How do you feel?
Caboose: Great! ...Who're you?
Church: Oh, come on! Not this again! How can you seriously not remember me?
Caboose: Oh, of course! I remember you... you're Marvin!
Church: I'm Church!
Caboose: I think I would remember a name that ridiculous. Nope, you are definitely Phil.
Church: You killed me with the tank.
Caboose: Dave!
Church: You insulted my girlfriend. You called her a cow.
Caboose: Karen!
Tucker: Dude, he called her a slut.
Caboose: Phineas?
Church: Your whole life is based around pleasing me.
Caboose: Wally.
Church: In fact, I think you're kind of obsessed with being my best friend.
Caboose: Milo?
Wolfsen: That is my cat's name...
Church: You have a cat?
Wolfsen: I love cats! They're so cute and fuzzy and ohhh I love them so much.
Church: Who are you and what did you do to Wolfsen.
Caboose turns around and whispers to Tucker, but it is loud enough that Church can hear.
Caboose: Psst. The new guy is pretty full of himself.
Church: New guy? What the- I'm not the new guy. You're the new guy!
Tucker: I don't know. I kinda like it. I could get used to calling you Rookie.
Wolfsen: Ditto.
Church: Oh, yea? Could you both get used to me beating you to death?
Wolfsen: Try me, you won't.
Caboose, again, turns to Tucker.
Caboose: Psst. What's wrong with the rookie? He seems mad.
Church: Oh, son of a bitch.
Wolfsen: Cry more, rookie.
Caboose: Susan?
The camera then switches to red base, where Donut is attempting to jump onto the upper level, with Grif watching over him from above. Donut is making grunting noises as he jumps.
Grif: Donut, there is no way you can jump that high.
Donut pauses for a second after he lands.
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MIA: Blood Gulch Chronicles
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