Fade in to Tex overlooking the Reds
Tex: See? They're down there, messing with the radio.
Church: Oh, so that's what they're doin'.
Tex: Yeah. They must be plotting something.
Wolfsen: There's a lot of things that can be applied to messing with a radio, not just plotting...
Church: Or, maybe they're just listening to the radio.
Tex: I know plotting when I see it. That's plotting.
Tucker: Maybe they're scheming.
Tex: No scheming looks different. That's definitely plotting. They're gonna try something.
Tucker: Why? I already told them Red and Blue are the same, it's all a conspiracy.
Church: And I told you that's not true. Vic just made it up to confuse us.
Tucker: That just means he's part of the conspiracy.
Church: But he's the one that told you Red and Blue are the same.
Tucker: Exactly.
Church: Wait are, are you talking about a conspiracy that Red and Blue are the same, or a conspiracy that Red and Blue are different?
Tucker: Exactly.
Church: You just keep saying exactly, do you have a theory or don't you?
Tex: Look, I don't care about Red, or Blue. All I know, is that those guys are up to something down there.
Tucker: Maybe they're planning to use the radio to beam secret messages to the fillings in my teeth.
Church: Secret messages about what!?
Tucker: Exactly.
Wolfsen: Tucker for fucks sake! Shut up!
Caboose: They are probably trying to tune in to the distress signal they heard on the radio.
Church: What makes you say that?
Caboose: Oh, I know all the details. They were in their car, the Boss Hogg, when Simmin, heard a distress signal, on, the radio, and Gruff was in the back seat. With a monkey.
Tucker: Hmm, I'm gonna go out on a limb here and assume that some of that is wrong.
Church: How do you know all this Caboose?
Caboose: Andy told me.
Church: Andy, who's Andy? Are you, are you Andy?
Tucker: I'm not Andy, I'm Tucker.
Church: No, I know, what's your first name?
Tucker: Lavernius.
Church: Lavernius, well then who's this Andy g- wait a second... are you black?
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MIA: Blood Gulch Chronicles
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