ftm reader x various oneshot book

Denki Kaminari///burnt toast

((Sorry this one's short but the idea of Denki buttering his bread before toasting it and somehow burning down the kitchen has been living in my head rent free for too long, it's got to be evicted now-))

"WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU BUTTER YOUR BREAD BEFORE TOASTING IT, YOU FUCKING DISCOUNT PIKACHU?"

Oh no...I know that voice...and I have a good idea of who he's talking to...

"Doesn't everyone?" Is my boyfriend's woeful reply.

I chuckle as I walk into the kitchen, until I see the smoldering crater that used to house the toaster. "What the fuck did you do, Denki?"

"I was trying to make toast!" He cried. "For you!"

"Aw, what a sweetie. But how did toast lead to.." I gestured to the ashes of our toaster. "that?"

"I don't know! I just buttered it and-"

"Woah woah woah, who the hell butters their bread before toasting it?"

"Your boyfriend, that's who!"

I hear the collective "WHAAAAAT?!" arise from our entire squad, whose presence had previously gone unnoticed by me.

"Hehe, didn't know you guys were here," I say, taking in their collective shock.

"I didn't know you and Kaminari were a thing!?" Mina says loudly.

"I, well- uh, yeah.."

"How long have you two been secretly dating?" Sero asks.

"It's not like we were trying to hide it or anything-"

Kaminari, the damn idiot, hasn't said a word. Throughout this whole interrogation he's just stood there and gazed dejectedly at the lump of melted metal that used to be our beloved toaster, named Strudel. I miss Strudel...

"You know if I didn't love you so much I would've kicked your ass by now, for killing strudel," I blurt.

"Strudel..? Oh. The toaster."

"THE TOASTER'S NAME IS STRUDEL?!?!" the squad collectively asks.

"You guys are painfully oblivious, aren't you?" I ask.

They all murmured their agreement.

"I noticed you don't seem surprised, Bakugou," Kirishima pointed out.

"Because it was obvious they were dating, you damn extras, I've known for months!"

Another "WHAAAAT?!?!" from the group, including Denki and me this time. I mean.. "How the hell did you know, Bakubro?" I ask.

"What do you mean, how did I know? You two are disgusting, anybody with half a brain could've figured it out." He turned to the rest of our friends. "Those two are all over each other, all the time, and you really didn't think anything of it? The sickening pet names didn't tip you off, either?"

"Well, I just thought they were besties," Mina says.

"Idiots. Why am I friends with these idiots?" Bakugou mutters to himself, except we all hear him because that boy has no idea how to lower his voice. I mean, for real. Inside voice, Bakubro. Find it, use it.

"I'm surprised you guys are so cool with this," Kaminari says, rubbing the back of his neck nervously.

"Why the hell should we care if you're doing shit with (y/n)? It's not any of our business anyway..."

Everyone turned to look at Bakugou.

"What?"

"Bakugou..did- did you just say something almost nice?" I ask.

"So what if I did!"

We all laugh, knowing Bakugou cares about us more than he would ever admit.

I'm so glad I found these dorks, especially one..

I glance up to see Denki looking at me, his gold eyes glimmering.

Yeah, I'm really glad I found him.