haikyuu!! night writing collection [SFW]

hq boys + best to worst to bring along when shopping for lingerie/underwear

featuring: captains and vice captains (aka kuroo, bokuto, akaashi, daichi, sugawara, kita, oikawa, iwaizumi, and wakatoshi)

been having a lot of fun with this writing style! enjoy :)

best

daichi

-> he's natural, supportive, and helpful. he suggests what colors and fabrics would look good on you but never pushes you to get anything you wouldn't wear. he never stares or looks uncomfortable and always offers to pay.

wakatoshi

-> he doesn't get weird and uncomfortable about it. he'll give an opinion and offer suggestions if asked. however, his stoic demeanor can be somewhat off-putting to others but you don't mind because it's better than him being weird about it.

kita

-> he's a mix between wakatoshi and daichi. he's rather quiet most of the time but he secretly enjoys shopping with you and tries to help when he can. however, he'll see you look at something particularly...provocative and it puts the faintest flush on his cheeks.

akaashi

-> he goes into it thinking he'll be fine and unaffected but as soon as he steps inside the store he realizes he has virtually nowhere to look without seeming like a total pervert. also thinks about how he might see some of this stuff in another context which makes him blush profusely. now he really feels like a perv.

kuroo

-> he's a sweetie but a feisty man at heart. enjoys helping you pick out your outfits and this was a golden opportunity for him. he doesn't push you to try anything on in the store because you can always do that for him at home.

sugawara

-> he's prepared to be a helpful boyfriend but gets distracted by how good the store smells. you lose him in the store as he goes missing to find what smells so good. he later surprises you with one of the cheap perfumes they sell and becomes bummed out when it's not the same scent.

iwaizumi

-> with any type of shopping, it's in and out for him. knowing how quick he likes to be, you ask if he can pick out a matching set for you. he does it in under five minutes and you ask him how he chose so quickly. he tells you that he's seen everything else already and this is the one for you (affectionate).

oikawa

-> the only creepy thing is that he can guess sizes accurately almost every time just by looking (but feeling works better). he's never been inside the store but takes one look and immediately knows which ones are your size, even the push-up bras.

bokuto

-> he has worn your bras on his head or on his face, joking that the cups look like bug eyes and he will have that same energy in the store, despite promising to be good. except he tries to find one that'll fit him and gets upset when they don't have his size. #diversity win

worst

originally posted on 17 Jun 2021