headcanons||playing mario kart with them!

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TW⚠️: curse words I guess?

Takemichi

•    Is absolutely horrible at it and knows it.

•    He literally told you he was horrible, but hell still play with you if you really want.

•  He would totally play princess peach just because he thought it'd be funny

•    He starts off the race being in 7th place, but ends up in 12th by the end, he ended up getting hit by a bunch of shells

•    You can't help but tease him

•    "You seem to be in a ruff spot babe"

•   " Hey! It's not like your much better!!"

•    He's the type of person that won't hit you with anything, even if your ahead of him.

•    He refuses to throw green shells. They always seem to come back and hit him.

•    And he's actually really good at staying on course??

•    It's part of the reason he may not always end up last.

•    He's really the only person that doesn't mind Rainbow Road, like what??

•    By the end of the day, your sitting in his lap
with your hands over his on the control, helping him play some Mario Kart

•    It's really cute🥺

•   And now Takemichi loves playing Mario Kart

•    Playing it is definitely a future date!

Mikey

•    Is horrible when he plays on a controller, but would be the best when you pull out that weel thingy

•    Totally brags that he's going to win and that he "won't take it easy on you."

•    I honestly feel like he would play Yoshi just because he likes Yoshi's tongue thing

•    And as soon as the race starts he's already yelling at the computer characters

•    "WHAT?!?! THIS IS SO UNFAIR!!!! THESE GUYS AREN'T EVEN REAL!!!"

•    He's also horrible at staying on the course. Like he somehow throws himself off of the places where you literally can't??? (Refuses to play Rainbow Road)

•   Like Takmeichi, every-time he throws a green shell it always comes back and hits him

•    Also, he absolutely refuses to hit you with anything

•    He really doesn't like to hurt you and he likes to see how happy you are when you get 1st place

•    But when he looses he claims he was going "easy" on you (even though he specifically said he wouldn't).

•    There's only so many times he can stand loosing

•    Eventually he gets so pissed off that he just sits himself if the corner and mopes, like a child who just got time out

•    In order to make him happy again you have to promise some cuddles and Dorayaki

•    Overall, he has horrible luck in Mario Kart, but still loves playing it, as long as he plays it with you

Draken

•    Brags to you that he's really good at the game and really is

•    He plays with Mikey a lot and became really good at it that way, even though Mikey didn't become so good

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