smau|| "I wanna baby prank" on them!

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Hey loves~

I swear I'm writing something rn, but I KEEP ON PROCRASTINATING, so, here's something based on a random smau (text convo) I made until I finish what I'm currently working on (it shouldn't be too long)

Reader, is, as always, gender neutral

tw: cursing, and mentions of children (aka; little demons)

Mikey( mr.dark impulsivity🥵)

Mikeyyy
I wanna baby!!

I'm baby
Unless you wanna another??

......
Actually... I'm good

Draken (dorkaen)

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Draken (dorkaen)

Babe
I really wanna have a baby with you...

After I finish game of thrones
I gotta focus on that

Are you serious??

Do I look like I'm joking?

Do I look like I'm joking?

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Baji (sexy poindexter)

Keiii~
I want a baby

Like for lunch??

                  Chifuyu (best boiiii)

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Chifuyu (best boiiii)

Fuyuuu
I really want a baby

I do too love!!
Let's just wait until we're not horribly broke

                                             Rindou (rin rin)

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Rindou (rin rin)

Rindou
I want a baby
Like, really want one

Go fuck yourself
I'm not falling for your stupid "text your boyfriend you want a baby and screenshot their response" shit

DAMMIT!!
HOW DID YOU KNOW?!

I know everything

  Ran (the asshole)

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Ran (the asshole)

Ran, loveee
I wanna a baby
With you

I know I'm super sexy, and our baby would be adorable
But we have like $5
Combined

I know I'm super sexy, and our baby would be adorableBut we have like $5 Combined

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Wakasa (waka waka)

.....Waka
I wanna a baby

A baby what?

A baby baby

We already have a baby
And she's enough

...you have a good point

I'll get you a puppy tho

REALLY?!

Nah

....
Fuck you

Fuck you

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//end

This was something I completely did on a whim once, and posted it on tumblr. People seemed to like it their so I decided to post i here so I had something till I finished writing😅

Ummm, but I guess if you want more of these, I can make more!

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