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headcanons || going to a haunted maze w/ them

Hey loves! I hope you're all well!

IM BACK WRITING!! Yayyyy!! My midterms are almost here so yuck. AT LEAST ITS ALMOST HALLOWEEN THOUGH

This is a little similar to the last headcanon I made, but also not at all...you'll see <3

Anyways, reader is, as always, gender neutral

tw: cursing
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BAJI

Now, I'm not gonna lie, Baji acts like he's a tough guy. And he is...just not in the way you'd imagine.

Like in the haunted house, Baji most definitely resorts to violence immediately in a maze too. Someone jumps at him, scares him, he punches them, and they get knocked out. The only person he doesn't do that with is the chainsaw person.

He knows damn well he can't beat a chainsaw.

Unfortunately, 99.999% he gets kicked out of maze. He always curses out the security guards and the actors along the way saying, "they made it too scary". It's funny really. And at this point you've gotten used to the whole mess. You both have been kicked out of mazes multiple times. The security guards even know your name because of it!

The only maze that you haven't gotten kicked out of was the first one where the actors were allowed to touch you. Did Baji knock every single actor who touched him? Yes. But did they have it coming? Also, yes. The problem with that maze was the fact you guys got super lost.

In the other mazes, you're always being escorted out. But with that one, you weren't and of course you got lost. After all, Baji isn't the sharpest tool in the shed, and that maze was such a mess that you got lost in an instant. Baji punching actors left and right, and you constantly making wrong turns and finding dead ends, things just got terrible.

Eventually, you both got so lost that even Baji was loosing his shit.

You ended up needing to get rescued, which, by the way, was just embarrassing. The walk of shame out of there was horrible for both you and Baji. Neither of you ever lived that down.

Needless to say, you didn't go back to that haunted maze. Any other haunted maze though, is fine.

You'll get kicked out anyway!

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RYUSEI

Ryusei is honestly the best, yet worst person to go to a haunted maze.

The guy gets a kick out of these things. Any scary movie, scary house, scary maze, is just a fun thing for him! He laughs whenever the actors jump at them and pats them on the back like a friend would. The few actors who actually made him flinch got some money from him, legit. That rarely happens though.

Yeah, he's definitely a crazy guy. Even in the mazes where people can touch you, he just does his signature laugh and continues. It's honestly interesting.

The bad part about being in a maze with him is how he makes fun of you.

He absolutely will taunt the shit out of you. Every little jump you make, he's pointing it out and laughing at you. He always has this wide smirk and just laughs at you, picking apart every little moment.  Hell, he's definitely snuck his phone in and taken videos of your worst moments. He's got them in a black mail folder.

It's truly horrifying, especially when he points out the genuinely embarrassing things. He will never let you live down any of those things.

On the bright side, Ryusei will happily go first in the maze. And he'll let you cling onto him (with some grief, of course). Sometimes he even scares off the actors with his laughs. Of course, he somehow has a great sense of direction and can guide you out of the maze in like a half-hour.

It's impressive if anything.

Overall, going to a haunted house with Ryusei is hell. But hey at least he has fun!

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CHIFUYU

Poor Chifuyu. He's just a scaredy cat.  He can't handle any of this stuff.

Now, don't get me wrong. He definitely tries to act like he's tough. He always tells you beforehand that he will "protect you" and that "you can cling onto him." He even offers to go first, just so he can "protect you".

Yeah, that definitely didn't happen. If anything, the opposite did.

Seriously. At the first jump scare, Chifuyu was screaming like a little girl and trying to get as far away from the actor as possible. He immediately hid behind you and used you as a shield. He even went as far as shoving his in front of you.

That was pretty much what the rest of that maze was like.

If someone was chasing after him, he'd run in front and shove you behind him. If an actor jump scared him, he quivered behind you and made sure to shove you in front. He ended up shoving his face in your shoulder for most of the maze, so he barely even saw the jump scares.

Yeah, he's a wuss.

By the end of the maze, he was pretty much clinging onto you like the world depended on it. Even after you got guided out of the maze, he would not let you go. He pretty much clung to you until the next day, where he finally relaxed.

It was truly traumatizing for him...so maybe don't go to a haunted maze with him again. He might just shit himself if he goes again.

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HANMA

We all know how Hanma is. In any other situation, he's a batshit crazy guy who's into all the creepy stuff. If anything, he's IS the creepy stuff. And he, of course, is that same crazy, creepy guy in haunted mazes.

He has never once even FLINCHED in a haunted maze. Not when someone has jumped right in his face, not someone has chased him, not when someone literally GRABS him. He just laughs and then taunts the hell out of the actor.

The poor actors honestly. The guy will literally bend down, grin right in their face, and then absolutely rip them apart. He'll call them weak, start ripping apart their appearance, their jobs, their lives. He'll literally ruin them in anyways possible. You've seen a couple actors cry from it. It's honestly sad.

Even worse, he scared the people around him too...kids included.

Of course, Hanma just carries on like nothing happened, and laughs it off. He really does just get a kick out of it. He is a freaky guy.

Your time in the maze, naturally, gets ruined from Hanma's antics, which you expect. But at least you have the actual maze to look forward too, right? Nope. Hanma is so tall he can just peak over the maze and see where to go.

What can I say, the guy is a giraffe.

Overall, don't take Hanma to the haunted maze.The guy will probably make a child cry...again.

//end!
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Ummm we're not going to talk about that new chapter cause...depression.

It is however, Hanma's birthday tomorrow (for me), sooo expect a SMAU tomorrow!!!

See you all then <333

BYEEEE