[372A High Street:]
Joyeuse: In light of recent embarrassing events—
Edward: You promised we'll never talk about that one.
Futhark: Anong that one?
Joyeuse: So me and Edward were fishi—
Edward: (covers Joyeuse's mouth)
Futhark: You were doing something illegal and then what happened?
Laevateinn: They tried to sell my pictures online.
Futhark:
Edward:
Joyeuse: HAHAHAHA.
Laevateinn: Hermod bought a lot.
Futhark: That's the embarrassing part?
Joyeuse: No, the embarrassing part was Edward trying to act like Laevateinn.
Futhark: ... And...?
Joyeuse: That was it.
Futhark:
Futhark: Nasubukan n'yo na bang sagutan mga module n'yo?
(Sir Lance walks in.)
Lance: Boys, you have a minute?
Joyeuse: Nope.
Futhark: Ano po 'yon Sir?
Edward: May ginagawa po kami.
Laevateinn: Brother I am hungry.
Lance: I was going to say, Henry's coming over and staying with us.
Joyeuse: Nope.
Futhark: Oh, ihahanda ko po 'yung kwarto.
Edward: WHHYYYYYY
Laevateinn: We could play hopscotch and then I could try and kill him.
Lance: I'm picking him up. I'm leaving the house to you and Arthur so please, PLEASE don't burn it down. Edward, you're in charge.
Edward: Me? :D
Joyeuse: Because if ever something goes wrong, you can pay for it.
Edward: Oh no.
Lance: (to Futhark, secretly) You're in charge.
Futhark: Opo.
Lance: See ya later.
(Sir Lance leaves. Some minutes after, Sir Arthur joins the boys at the living room.)
Arthur: I'm going to play video games, move.
Edward: (stands on couch and points at Arthur) I'm in charge, NO VIDEO GAMES FOR YOU!
Arthur: (stares at Edward) (plugs Xbox in)
Joyeuse: You're not convincing enough to sound like Lance.
Edward: I could copy Sir Dad's voice.
Joyeuse: Yeah but it's weird coming from a tiny human person.
Laevateinn: (parts his hair in the middle and points at Arthur) (monotonously) I am Heimdall, son of Odin, you will not play the video games today.
Edward: You don't sound like Sir Dad either.
Joyeuse: You sound like you wanna take Arthur and his rooster on a boat to defeat Te Ka and restore the heart of Te Fiti.
Futhark: (laughs and parts his hair in the middle too) Boys, stop having fun and clean the basement.
BINABASA MO ANG
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