[GODSFORRENT Special] Seven-Minute Semblance in Quarantine

Quarantine #24

[Outside 372A High Street:]

Fenrir: (howls and looks for Kürbis)

Fenrir: (sees Zweihänder gardening)

Fenrir: (immediately turns around and avoids Coronado Residences)

Ichaival: 'Di ba si Fenrir 'yon?

Fenrir: Woof wooof. ("No I'm Wolfram, Archduke of Austria. Bye!")

Zweihänder: Sabi n'ya ang gwapo ko raw.

Fenrir: Woof! Woof! WOOF! ("What the eff? EXCUUUUSE ME?")

Zweihänder: See?

Fenrir: (huffs and puffs angrily)

Ichaival: Pero kung si Fenrir lang 'yan, nasaan si Lae?

Zweihänder: Oo nga no. Baka may masamang nangyari kay Lae, at gusto ni Fenrir na sundan na tin s'ya?

Fenrir: Woof! ("Actually stay away from me!")

Fenrir: (runs away)

Zweihänder: Val oo nga, gusto n'yang sundan natin s'ya!

Fenrir: Woof! ("Stop following me, I have a child to find!")

Zweihänder: Tara sa sasakyan, dali!

[372A High Street:]

Joyeuse: (is silently eating breakfast)

Futhark: (calls from his bed) Jo?

Joyeuse: (ignores Futhark)

Futhark: Joyeuuuuuuuuuse. (coughs)

Joyeuse: (covers face with his arms) What do you want, contagion?

Futhark: Maligamgam na tubig pleeease.

Joyeuse: Why don't you get it yourself?

Futhark: (pulls blanket over his head) Pleeeeeease.

Joyeuse: (rolls his eyes and stands up to get water for Futhark)

Joyeuse: Here's your water.

Futhark: (is sleeping)

Joyeuse: Futhark here's your water.

Futhark:

Joyeuse: Futhark are you dead? (pulls blanket away from Futhark's face)

Joyeuse: Futhark here's your water, you want me to pour it on your face?

Joyeuse:

Futhark:

Joyeuse: (pinches Futhark’s nose)

Futhark: (struggles to breathe and sits upright) WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! (coughs)

Joyeuse: Oh you're alive. Here's your water.

Futhark: Isusumbong talaga kita kay Sir Lance!

Joyeuse: But I gave you water.

Futhark: (is too tired to argue so he goes back to sleep)

Joyeuse: (watches him)

Joyeuse: Futhark.

Futhark: (ignores him)

Joyeuse: Futhark. (pokes Futhark’s cheek)

Futhark: (groans) What?

Joyeuse: I just remembered today is Tuesday.