The team, getting farther away from their goal.
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[Team Mystery Novel Writers:]
Edward: Sakto may mga tindahan dito!
Orion: (confused look)
Edward: Hindi ako nakabili ng mga regalo kanina dahil kay Sir Henry, kaya dito ako maghahanap.
Orion: Oohhh, I will look for gifts for Noir then.
Edward: You haven't bought gifts for Noir yet?
Orion: No, I just think 37 gifts are still not enough.
Edward: Nabilhan mo na rin ba ng regalo iba mong kapatid?
Orion: Nope, just Noir.
Edward:
Edward: Sometimes I think Futhark's right when he said I'm a big bully. Ingat na ingat kayo sa alila ko.
Orion: Noir is your what
Edward: Best friend! (pushes Orion inside store) C'mon, let's see what this store has for last-minute Christmas shopping.
Orion: What are you planning to give your friends?
Edward: Another year of friendship with me.
Orion: Oh. That's nice. Wish I'd have someone to gift that to me, too.
Edward:
Edward: Maybe Dave Casedale Drew will be your friend if you wrote him a fan letter.
Orion: No, I'm burning him with acid next book, I don't think he'd want to be friends with me.
Edward: His friends are worse than that, believe me.
Orion: (sees an aisle full of notebooks) Maybe your friends will like this?
Edward: No, but these do have awesome designs.
Orion: Look, this one has a cute lock!
Edward: Yeah, nautical theme pa!
Orion: Bilhin mo na~
Edward: Sure—wait, no! We're here to buy gifts for my friends and dads!
Orion: Okay, sinong bibilhan mo?
Edward: Anong regalo ang pwede kong ibigay sa isang lalaking mahilig sa kape, pero masyado na s'yang maraming mug sa bahay. Mahilig din s'ya sa murder mysteries at detective stories.
Edward: Pero 'wag masyadong maganda sana kasi salbahe s'ya sa 'kin at sa mga tao sa paligid n'ya.
Edward: Pero kasi mabait naman s'ya deeeeeep down at inaalagaan n'ya rin naman ako minsan in his own way, so it would be nice if I showed him, through my gift, that he's still my friend kahit gago s'ya.
Orion:
Edward: Tingin mo, anong ireregalo ko sa kanya?
Orion: Uhm.
Orion: Socks na may miming?
Edward: You're not good at this as well, I'm in trouble.
[Team Hermod and Forseti:]
Henry: (eats cake with Forseti)
Forseti: (is wondering why Henry ordered cake but eats it anyway)
Henry: Do you want to join us tonight? We're celebrating Christmas at your house!
Forseti: (munches cake)
Henry: Kasama namin si Heim, si Arthur, 'yong mga anak-anakan ni Heim, saka si Niall at Fenrir!
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