[GODSFORRENT Special] Seven-Minute Semblance in Quarantine

Squid Game AU #1

One normal day in 372A High Street...

... or is it?

Edward: So I've watched this Kdrama called Squid Game, yeah? Then I found a lot of fun activities we can do to pass the time!

Lance: Like your modules and your assignments?

Edward: I've already done mine! Don't look at me, masipag akong estudyante kahit puro video games ako!

Lance: Kaninong mga module ang nakita ko na nasa basurahan?

Futhark:

Futhark: (rushes to the trashcan)

Futhark: (sighs in relief) It's okay, it's not mine. Hindi tinapon ni Joyeuse ang module ko.

Edward:

Edward: (runs to the trashcan)

Edward: PERKELE KA DRAMA QUEEN BAKIT MO TINAPON ANG MODULE KO SA INTRO TO CRIM SHDSIDODBDKRIFOWBR FIGHT ME.

Joyeuse: (sips coffee)

Arthur: I've watched the Squid Game too. I love the fact that it's a win-win.

Lance: Win-win?

Arthur: The choices are a billion Korean won and death.

Lance: You are not to participate in any kind of game.

Arthur: Really? I've been participating in this game called love haven't I?

Lance:

Lance: (reddish) Only that game, got it?

Joyeuse: Yeah you're both losing on that game.

Lance: I'm sorry, Edward and Futhark interacted with their crushes this quarantine season. And how single are you?

Joyeuse: I'm single by choice.

Edward: ...Is it your choice?

Joyeuse: Yes, Edward. I could easily get any girl I want.

Henry: Or boy. Kung gusto mong maging si Hannah Mae ulit.

Joyeuse: Yeah Hannah's dead.

Edward: ...Did she give you a tape before she died?

Joyeuse: I don't need that input, Edward Dace.

Laevateinn: Edward Dace, I would love to know more about squids.

Edward: Not squids, Squid Game!

Laevateinn:

Laevateinn: Is it underwater?

Edward: No, it's like a death game.

Laevateinn: Do they kill squids?

Henry: Oh! Masarap ang calamari, Futhark, luto ka ng calamari!