[GODSFORRENT Special] Seven-Minute Semblance in Quarantine

Quarantine #4

[372A High Street:]

Joyeuse: Has anyone here seen my Lemony Snicket book?

Futhark: Nasa kitchen island, nakalimutan mo kanina dahil biglang lumipad isip mo tapos hindi mo namalayang umakyat ka sa library.

Joyeuse: Thank you, I didn't need the side comment.

Edward: Fu, nakita mo 'yung notebook kong blue?

Futhark: Nakapatong sa may TV, malapit sa video games. Sabi mo magsusulat ka ng novel mo pero na-distract ka lang ng Outlast.

Edward: I was just looking for an inspiration!

Futhark: Nung natapos mo 'yung Outlast nilaro mo 'yung Outlast II at hindi mo na nasulatan 'yung notebook.

Edward: This is a hard time for all of us, Futhark, you can't expect everyone to be productive!

Lance: Futhark, have you seen the bottle of basil leaves in the kitchen?

Futhark: Nilagay ko po sa isang cupboard kasama ng iba pang spices at condiments, ang weird po kasi na nakalagay s'ya sa tabi ng mga balde at washing machine.

Lance: No it's not.

Futhark: Nasa laundry room po s'ya, sir.

Arthur: (shouting from the kitchen) You put it there, Lance, then you sent me a picture with the caption "Basil Balde-z".

Lance: Right I may be drunk.

Laevateinn: Futhark, have you seen Fenrir.

Futhark: Nagtatago sa ilalim ng canoe ni Sir Lance sa labas.

Edward: Damn you're good at this.

Futhark: LITERAL NA ULO LANG NI FENRIR ANG NAKATAGO.

Joyeuse: Have you seen my pen?

Futhark: Nasa pagitan ng kama at pader sa second floor.

Joyeuse: That was oddly specific but sure, thanks.

Arthur: Have you seen my motivation and will to live?

Futhark:

Futhark: Hindi po...?

Arthur: (grins triumphantly) So you don't have all the answers, huh.

Lance: (puts hand on Arthur's shoulder) That's a sad thing to be so happy about, Arthie.

Arthur: (realises what he said)

Lance: Okay, hug time.