[GODSFORRENT Special] Seven-Minute Semblance in Quarantine

Quarantine #15

[372A High Street:]

Lance: The four of you boys.

Edward, Futhark, Joyeuse, & Laevateinn: (stops playing video games and stares at Lance)

Lance: Are you busy?

Joyeuse: (points at their game controllers)

Lance: Yeah you're not busy, let's go.

Futhark: Saan po?

Lance: Just follow me.

Lance shows them a room full of weapons.

Edward: (is too awed to utter an articulate statement)

Joyeuse: Is this your way of saying you can kill us anytime you want if we misbehave?

Lance: What made you think I need a weapon to kill you? (sits on a swivel chair and blows cigarette smoke) See those swords?

Edward: S-Sir may nagawa po ba kaming kasalanan?! Hindi rin po namin inaaway si Sir Arthur! Minsan pinagbibigyan ko na po s'ya sa Mario Kart dahil natatakot ako na baka dumating ang araw na 'to!

Futhark: Sir wala po kaming pinagsasabihan na member kayo ng org, o kahit anong sikreto n'yo na alam namin!

Edward: Sir tatahimik na po ako, hindi na po kami mag-aaway ni Joyeuse, mag-aaral na lang din po ako, hindi na po ako maglalaro ng video games, tutulong na rin po ako sa gawaing bahay!

Joyeuse: You two are pathetic. Lance obviously wants us to clean those rusty swords for him.

Futhark: (sighs in relief) Akala ko hahatulan na tayo...

Laevateinn: (raises hand)

Lance: Yes?

Laevateinn: I don't want to clean rusty swords.

Lance: This is an order.

Laevateinn: A what?

Lance: An order.

Laevateinn: A what? (smiles at Lance)

Lance: Stop smiling at me, you're all cleaning and polishing weapons today.

Laevateinn: I see.

Laevateinn: It's an order.

Laevateinn: From Heimdall.

Laevateinn: I see, I see.

Lance: OH SHUT UP, FINE, YOU CAN LEAVE.

Laevateinn: No I wanna do the order you've given me, sir.

Lance: Please just grab an apple from the fridge and play with Fenrir.

Laevateinn: I'm gonna clean weapons for my dear brother.

Lance: Why don't I order an apple pie for you too? Two apple pies, is that okay with you?

Joyeuse: Oh pish posh! He's not a prince, Lance, let him work!

Edward: How can you be so sure he's not a prince? He's on a quest and he has a sidekick animal, which is Fenri--oh my god Lae is a princess.

Joyeuse: (scoffs)

Laevateinn: Drama queen, why are you happy? Is it because you know you're still the queen and I don't outrank you?

Joyeuse: Why don't you go and call your animal friends to help us clean?

Laevateinn: But you're already here.

Edward: HA-HA, animal ka raw, drama queen.

Joyeuse: