[GODSFORRENT Special] Seven-Minute Semblance in Quarantine

Quarantine #17

[372A High Street:]

Lance: Zweihänder replied.

Arthur: (looks up from the kitchen island) What'd he say?

Lance: Fried chicken, fries, spaghetti, ice cream, cake, at ticket sa Star City. Star City burned down so that's invalid now.

Arthur: Roast chicken > fried chicken

Lance: Roast chicken then. And then fries?

Arthur: Yes but what if instead of a julienne or a French cut, we mashed those potatoes?

Lance: You really want that mashed potato, don't you?

Arthur: Badly.

Futhark: Ano na pong gagawin natin?

Lance: Coffee jelly, roasted chicken, and mashed potatoes, that's it.

Arthur: (whistles)

Fenrir: (arrives, wearing a blanket as a cape) Woof!

Arthur: We're harvesting potatoes, Fenrir.

Fenrir: (leaves then comes back with a trowel and a small bucket)

Arthur: Leave the mashed potatoes to us. (marches to the garden with Fenrir)

Lance: I just remembered there's a whole chicken somewhere...

Futhark: Para po sa roasted chicken? Puro breast at thigh part po 'yung nasa ref.

Lance: No, like a whole chicken.

Futhark: Ahh... sa cabinet n'yo po?

Lance: A REAL LIVE WHOLE ASS CHICKEN, FUTHARK.

Futhark: SA CABINET N'YO PO?!

Lance:

Lance:

Lance: You're lucky I didn't have anything to throw at you.

Futhark: (whispers) M-May manok nga po kayo sa cabinet n'yo...?

Lance: I'm calling Laevateinn.

After a while...

Laevateinn: There are chickens roaming the road. Fenrir and I play with them every morning.

Lance: Yes, now can you catch one?

Laevateinn: Are you going to play with them too?

Lance: No, we're go-

Laevateinn: Ferdinand is the best chicken to play with.

Lance: You named them all?

Laevateinn: Yes.

Lance:

Lance: Futhark marunong kang manghuli ng manok?

Futhark: Opo, pero kung may pangalan 'yung mga manok...

Laevateinn: They help me garden too. And we once took a bath in the nearby river together.

Lance: Nearby river... The nearest river here is a mile away.

Laevateinn: We had so much fun in that trip, I love them so much.

Lance & Futhark:

Lance & Futhark:

Futhark: Sir Lance, ano na po.

Lance: Should we ask the other Lukas-

Laevateinn: Why, what do you want with the chickens?