[GODSFORRENT Special] Seven-Minute Semblance in Quarantine

Quarantine #12

[372A High Street:]

Edward: Okay. Never have I ever crossed the street without looking left and right.

Lance, Arthur, Joyeuse: (takes a shot of beer)

Laevateinn & Edward: (takes a shot of apple juice)

Futhark: (stares at them)

Futhark: You're supposed to look left and right.

Edward: Sorry we're badass.

Arthur: I simply don't care even if I get hit by a truck.

Joyeuse: Never have I ever returned a book to the library after its due date.

Lance, Arthur, Joyeuse: (takes a shot of beer)

Laevateinn & Edward: (takes a shot of apple juice)

Futhark: Ayokong magbayad ng fee!

Edward: I just buy the whole book.

Joyeuse: The librarian doesn't know I take books from the library.

Lance: (hits Joyeuse's head) I didn't teach you to be a thief.

Joyeuse: Relax, I return them.

Joyeuse: Some of them.

Laevateinn: Never have I ever passed by a dog and pet it and tell it you love it with all your heart.

Laevateinn: (drinks all apple juice)

Lance: Never have I ever ignored a professor passing by.

Lance, Arthur, Joyeuse: (takes a shot of beer)

Laevateinn & Edward: (takes a shot of apple juice)

Futhark: Kailangan n'yong igalang ang mga professors?!

Edward: Minsan hindi ko alam kung professor sila o college student na may bitbit lang na laptop.

Joyeuse: I really don't acknowledge their existence.

Lance: I had a professor I really hate so I considered her dead until I graduated.

Arthur: Never have I ever punched a classmate in the face for being annoying.

Lance, Arthur, & Futhark: (takes a shot of beer)

Joyeuse: I usually am the annoying classmate.

Edward: Himala, nanuntok ka ng kaklase, Futhark?!

Futhark: Kaklase natin si Joyeuse, 'di ba?

Joyeuse: Can I punch you and then take a shot?

Edward: Never have I ever got drunk and did something embarrassing.

All:

All:

Edward: Really? Hindi ako naniniwalang wala pang nalalasing sa inyo.

Joyeuse: I'm Irish.

Arthur: I'm German.

Futhark: I'm too broke to spend money on alcohol.

Lance: I'm Lance.

Edward: Wala na akong maisip na magandang itanong.

Futhark: Sa benteng tanong, isang beses pa lang ako nakakainom.

Edward: Bakit kasi masyado kang mabait?

Futhark: Ibahin n'yo na lang ang mga tanong >:(

Lance: Never have I ever kissed a girl.