There was this boy named Edgar and one day, he went up to this girl named Rose and called her a n*ga. She got angry and decided to do a petition again him for calling her that. So, at lunch, she handed the list to the kids at her lunch table. I was at this table and I wrote several different names: " Mike Schmidt", "Toy Bonnie", "Bonnie the Bunny - I'm only doing this to get my face back :( ", Yuka Mochida, and someone else. Then, my friend Laila took the paper and wrote "Vincent the Purple Guy."
We smiled at each other. Then, Mr.Elchicoespañol sat down at our table. Rose was like "Hmm...I got an idea!" She asked him to sign her paper. "Why?" He asked. "It's for school!" and I was thinking in my head: "If he read that list then he would doubt that it was for school." Because, you know, BONNIE THE BUNNY! But he signed it! And then Rose called me over and said "Hey Joanna! I got Mr.Elchicoespañol to sign my paper." I began to slow clap and yell since the room was loud because indoor recess (Which means that we stay in the cafeteria). "GOOD JOB, ROSE! JUST GOOD JOB! GG! WAY TO GO! YOU COMPLETED LIFE!" "I told him it was for school," he said. "GG!!!!!" Then he left >_<.
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School Is Strange ( TRUE Funny School Stories)
Non-FictionIn a school where "smart" kids go, there is something happening everyday. This story is basically REALLY crazy things from school that I thought were worth retelling (I have told them to others several times ^_^ ). So read all of our crazy stories...
