FLIP ALL THE TABLES

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Rainy day recess. On rainy days, we stay inside the cafeteria. So, we did that because it rained today where I live. When everyone is in the cafeteria,it is so loud that you had to yell at the top of your lungs to speak to a person in FRONT of you. So, I was sitting by Laila, Mara, and my friend Bre. So, we began to kill time by joking around. "COME ON GUYS!' I yelled, "LET'S FLIP THIS TABLE!!!" So we tried to do it while we sat down. Fail. Then, I yelled, "IT WILL ONLY WORK IF WE ALL STAND UP!!" So, we got up from our seats for one quick second and tried to flip the table. Keep in mind that Laila and Bre was sitting in front of me while Mara was right next to me. "DIDN'T WORK!" Laila yelled. We tried over and over again. "We'll get in trouble," someone said. "We'll blame Mr.Elchicoespañol!" someone else said, pointing at him from the table behind me. "We'll say he told us to flip the table." "Well," I said, waving my hands in the air, "if bones are broken and people are dead, it wasn't my fault." One last time, we tried again. It failed.

Originally posted: April 14th 2015

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