This didn't happen at school but whatever! It is worth being the 30th story. I was told this story by Lizzie. Also, warning, might not be appropriate, I don't know.
This happened to her sister, Sasha, a long time ago. Lizzie and she refers it as the 'Teddy Bear Incident". It was bad. Anywhozers, here it goes!
Lizzie was at Sasha's house (They live in separate houses) and Sasha asked Lizzie if she knew some sort of dance. "No," Lizzie said. So, Sasha decided to show her. That's when she began to hump a giant teddy bear.
Lizzie: WHAT THE FUDGE ARE YOU DOING SASHA?!
Sasha: This is how you do the dance I was showing you earlier.
Lizzie: IT LOOKS LIKE YOU ARE HUMPING THE TEDDY BEAR.
Sasha: It's enjoying it!
Lizzie: NO SASHA! PLEASE! JUST NO! Actually...it kinda does...
Sasha: Well, I just lost my virginity to a teddy bear.
Lizzie: Yes you did Sasha. Yes you did...
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School Is Strange ( TRUE Funny School Stories)
Non-FictionIn a school where "smart" kids go, there is something happening everyday. This story is basically REALLY crazy things from school that I thought were worth retelling (I have told them to others several times ^_^ ). So read all of our crazy stories...
