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Humble (Killian Jones X Reader)

You growled quietly as the woman flirted blatantly with Killian, twirling a lock of hair around her finger and leaning in front of him to show off her breasts.

You strode over to the table they were sitting at, plopping yourself down on his lap.

"Ah, hello, love." Killian said, smiling gratefully at you and leaning up to peck your lips.

You kissed back for a moment, tangling your fingers into his hair and running them through the dark strands.

"Miss me?" You asked teasingly.

"Of course." He said, arm wrapping around your waist as you settled comfortably onto his lap.

The woman glowered at you, mouth opening and closing quickly.

"Do you have something to say, dear?" You questioned politely, smirking at the woman.

"Killian, would you like to go somewhere more private?" The woman asked, turning to look at Killian instead of you.

"Well you see, I don't think my lovely wife here would approve of that."

"Wife?!" The brunette said incredulously.

"Oh, do you have trouble hearing? This. Is. My. Husband." You said slowly, increasing in volume with each word.

The woman stood up from her seat, storming out of the tavern.

"You, my dear, are horrible." Killian said teasingly.

"Oi! She's the one that was trying to sleep with my husband!"

"'Trying' is the key word here, I wouldn't have slept with her."

"I know you wouldn't have-I just-I really don't like it when people flirt with you."

"It's an unfortunate side effect of being married to someone as attractive as me."

"Humble as ever." You said, unable to fight the smile that was crawling up your face.

"I love you, you know." Killian said softly, using his thumb to stroke your cheek.

"I love you too." You said, leaning in and teasingly brushing your lips over his.

"You call that a kiss? For a pirate, you certainly didn't put a lot of passion into it." Killian said cheekily.

"Hmm...I guess you're right. How about we head back to the ship and I'll show you just how passionate I can be?"

"Or," Killian whispered suggestively, getting even closer to you, so close that you could feel his breath on your neck. "There's an alley right outside."

"So impatient." You muttered fondly, climbing off of his lap and offering him your hand. "I like it."

"I have something else you're going to like, darling."

End. <3

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