*Facedesks*
I've dreaded this day every year...and now it's upon us.
April 1st
Most commonly known as April Fools Day.
Now don't get me wrong, I enjoy pranking people, but...I HATE being pranked.
I don't mind if it's small pranks..but BIG pranks...
Nope.
Just
Nope!
And to tell you guys the truth, I've never really hated April Fools Day.
Until this year.
My dad, even though he might be a hard aft sometimes, is the most evil person in the world. And I'm talking about pranking standards here people. Let me give you all a few examples.
Le Example 1:
I always brush my teeth with a special brand of toothpaste (Pfft, I ain't weird), and everyone in the house knows this. When I went to brush my teeth....it tasted like minty hot sauce.
Minty
Hot Sauce
Wtf man ಥ_ಥ
Le Example 2:
I'm (most of the time) a hard sleeper, and not a lot can wake me up. When I woke up this morning, my brother started laughing at me, so I went to look in the mirror.
*Sigh*
My dad drew a fragging *coughs awkwardly* penis on my face.
Again...WTF?
Luckily it came off after 30 minutes of washing my face.
But still...wtf man!?
Le Example 3:
When I got home and looked inside my closet, my Optimus Prime blanket (Yes, I have a Optimus Prime blanket hanged up in my room .3.) was gone.
This one REALLY pissed me off. When I called my dad to ask where it was, here's what he said:
Go look in Poki's cage.
Poki is my 1 year old Boxer, and he literally chews up everything that enters his cage.
My dad better be happy Poki didn't chew it up -.-
But hey, that's alright.
If he wants to be an aft, and prank me, well then..
I'LL JUST HAVE TO PRANK HIM BACK!
Now won't I?
(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Here's my plan, given to me by my amazing friend at school:
I have three packets of ketchup that I randomly found in my fridge. Before he goes to the bathroom, I'm going to place them under the toilet seat.
Ever wonder what would happen if over 100 pounds of pressure was applied to sauce packets? XDD
But that's my plan. I'll let you all know how well it works out tomorrow -3-
And the video to the side, or above, shows my displeasure for this day.
I just hope it ends soon...DX
~Till all are one:
*Pats your head*
Beware of prankers 030
~Hannah~
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