ELLO~!
OwO
How are you?
OwO
Good I hope.
OwO
Me?
OwO
I AM FAN-TAB-U-LOUS
OwO
Why?
OwO
I get to go to a parade tomorrow!
*Jazz hands*
And why is that amazing?
oWo
It's the one moment when people throw drugs at me for free oWo
SO
MUCH
FRAGGING
CANDY!
Like...they literally throw drugs at me.
oWo
Foolish people....
They have no idea what they're throwing at me OwO
DRUUUGGGSSSS~!
*Enter Commerical break*
Hannah the Majestic Llama Queen does not, under any circumstances, condone taking drugs.
It's a joke bruh.
But she will say this:
Canada has the best cat drug dealers she's ever seen :D
*Back to reality*
ANYWHO!
All I have to do is stand there...
Holding a bag out in the open...
AND THEY GIVE ME CANDY oWo
It's so simple 030
I mean...who fragging cares if it's nearly 100 degrees outside...
I DON'T!
If it's for candy...
I'll do anything oWo
#CandyIsMyDrug -3-
Besides the fabulous candy *Insert heavy breathing* , I also have the parade itself to look forward to ^3^
My favorite part is the horses.
They're so beautiful *Starry eyes*
*Snort*
Besides...who doesn't enjoy watching people suffer in the heat as they pick up horse shit?
XD
Oh..that too..
I get to drink all the soda I want while the people in the parade have to suffer through the heat XD
Ahh~
I don't know about you...
But people's pain (those I don't know) brings me joy...
X3
But...it also means Ima be away from wifi for like...5 hours ._.
Bcuz my dad just HAS to get there hours early .v.
But...we do sit by a library...
I PRAY TO PRIMUS THAT LIBRARY HAS WIFI THAT MY PHONE WILL ACCEPT!
Most wifi connections I find while on the go are always locked ;_;
BUT I HOPE THE LIBRARY'S ISN'T!
...If they even HAVE wifi..
But the most important thing I must remember is:
MAKE SURE THOSE ASSHOLES OF CANDY GIVERS GIVE ME CANDY.
Like..oh yeah...I'm just gonna give people I know candy and leave everyone else out.
Bitch...
I will jump your sorry ass, and take all of your damn candy.
I will.
No one excludes Hannah from having candy.
No
One
^_^
Now...what else did I want to randomly talk about for no apparent reason...
OH YEAH!
I went shopping today.
With mah fam.
Stupid
Mother
Fragging
Store
Had
Those
Stupid
Ass
Back To School Shopping
Signs...
*Llama hiss*
It hurts..seeing those signs.
It reminds me I only have 17 more days until school ;_;
August 18....
DX
Not to mention I have this stupid Freshman Orientation.
Like....wtf?
No.
Na-ah.
I do NOT like people.
Especially high schoolers.
They're assholes...tbh.
Not all...but some/most are.
And you honestly expect me to be at the school at 8 IN THE DAMN MORNING THE DAY BEFORE SCHOOL STARTS?
Nuuuuuu~!
I want to stay home and enjoy the last day of summer.
AND THAT DOESN'T MEAN STAYING AT SCHOOL UNTIL 2 IN THE DAMN AFTERNOON!
But nope...mah parents are making me go....
t(*^*)t
I mean..COME ON PEOPLE!
It's stoopid ;_;
STOOOOOPPPPIIDDDD~!
*Sigh*
17 days...Summer has gone by way too fast ;_;
~Le Majestic Llama Who Can't Wait To Get Her Drugs oWo~
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