ღYou Know You're A Transfan When...(Le Random)ღ

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*Pets Fluffy*

It's Sunday ._. I have gots nothing to doooo~

So...*Throws Fluffy onto pillow* I present to you-

You Know You're A Transfan When...

Something I found..bcuz ya know...WHY NOT!? :P

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Way #1: You cuss at Decepticons in the movie

Hmmm...*Enters flashback mode*

Me: *Watching ROTF for the first time* nfkdfjkdfjdklfkldnfdklfjdfj WHY YOU AN ASS SAMMY? ._.

Me: *Still watching it* Oh noooz ._.

Me: *...Still..watching it* Optimus? What are you doing? STAAHHHPP~

Me: *At the part where OP dies* ....I told you to STAHHPP~ *sobs*

Me: *The Fallen stands after OP dies* YOU MOTHER FRAGGING ASSHOLE! OPTIMUS IS DEAD BCUZ OF YOUR STUPID SKINNY ASS! I HOPE SOMEONE KILLS YOUR FUCKING ASS, AND I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE WITH NO FACE! -/\- AND MEGATRON CAN GO FUCK HIMSELF IN THE ASS WITH A PICKLE!

Brother: ._.

*End of Flashback*

>:3

Way #2: You laugh every time someone does something funny, even though you've seen it a gazillion times

Haha YUUSSSS!!

There's a moment in the G1 cartoon, I forget what episode though, were Starscream tries to freeze Megatron in the sewers, but ends up freezing them both. When Starscream tries to escape...

Megatron: You are either lying, or you're stupid.

Starscream: I'm stupid! I'm stupid!

Ahhh..gets me every time XP

Way #3: You memorize quotes

Little Girl: Are You the tooth fairy?

Me: Dafuq? O.o

Optimus Prime: Freedom is the right of all sentient beings

Me: *Clings to leg* Why u not real?

Sideswipe: Damn I'm good!

Me: Me agree!

Optimus Prime: Give me your face!

Me: *Mentally rips face off* HERE! 030

Optimus Prime: Sam, fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing.

Me: *Shoots Sam* I'll take his place! :3

Way #4: You cuss at annoying people in the movie

Dur! -3-

Me: Leo plz...just..plz...shut the fuck up.

Me: Carly...shut the hell up. No one likes you. (I did NOT like Carly in DOTM ._.)

Me: Galloway...can I shoot you in the ass? Or better yet: FUCK YOU FRAGGER!

Way #5: You dream of Transformers

Dude you kidding me? That's all I dream about!

Way #6: You dream of your favorite Autobot being your guardian

....Guilty as frag right there.

OPTIMOOO!~

Way #7: You think about Transformers 75% of the day

Oh hell yeah!

Me In Gym: Justin look it's Starscream! *Points at jet in the sky* Maybe now Optimus will come to me! *Looks around frantically*

Justin: *Facepalm*

Way #8: You write journals to write your Transformers stories in

Hmmm...

*Points at purple journal* Yup!

*Points at blue journal* >:3

*Points at red/blue journal* I have a lot more OoO

Way #9: You look at the sky and dream of an Autobot or Decepticon landing in your pool

*Sad face* Me don't have a pool!

BUT!

I do dream about Ironhide landing on my neighbor's annoying (And highly vicious) Chihuahua >:3

Way #10: Your friends think you need therapy because of how much you talk about Transformers

Oh yeah....they even attempted to call a therapist before...But I stole their phone before they could :P Now they just ignore me ^~^

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Well there ya have it..I guess. I really just posted this because I'm bored..and my cat refuses to talk to meh :/

~Till all are one:

*Waves catnip in front of Fluffy*

Notice me Senpai!~

~Hannah~

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