What Happens When My Mind Wanders

Well What Do Ya Know, I Haven't Disappeared .3.

Elllooooo~ OuO

*Cricket noises*

Yeah...it's been a vhile hasn't it?

....Yeah...

Don't really have an explanation besides:

I'm lazy and just haven't had time for Wattpad.

Whaaatt? Nu time for Wattpad?

Yeah...*Shrugs*

And my phone is a bitch...and dies...like bitch...

A lot of things have been a bitch in general lately *-*

Take school for example.

And for once...it's not the teachers that have been bitches.

I actually like my teachers this year c:

Except my gym teacher...

She can go frag herself c:

I'll run how fast I can c:

Not how fast she wants me to c:

Bcuz I don't want to get sick and throw up c:

If she wants me to run she can run the damn fucking thing herself c:

Ya fat glitch ccccc:

c:

Honestly though...she expects me to run like I'm some fucking lightning bolt or some shit.

News flash glitch c:

I'm a llama c:

And for a reason c:

It's bcuz I'm chubby c:

And I'm pretty damn sure running the mile in under 13 mins for MY figure is pretty fucking good c:

Especially since it was H.O.T c:

So...fuck off please c:

I know I can do better, I know c:

But having you shoving your words down my throat ain't heplin c:

When you tell me to hurry up and run faster you make me feel fat.

When I already have problems with that.

So please...stfu...it ain't helping me..it just makes things much worse c:

But ya...besides my gym teacher all my teachers are pretty awesome.

Especially my drama teacher.

We get doughnuts every Friday c:

The bus though...fuuuccckkkkk thhhhaaaattt~

The people on there have just gotten worse, and it's gotten WAY TOO crowded...and I don't like crowded places like that x-x

Thank Primus Justin-Senpai can take me home most of time c:

But then there's the people at school...*Shakes head*

I'll just sum it up:

-They've turned into bigger dicks/whores/bitches/assbutts/and any other vulgar word

-The one person I thought I could count on as friend literally, right to my fucking face, said she didn't want to be my friend anymore because I'm too weird for her...yeah...

I've been wanting to hit a lot of people lately *Shrugs*

It ain't my fault they're bitches c:

Now...onto Wattpad things.

THOF.

Yeah...I haven't updated that in...FOOOORRREEVVVEERRR~

And I feel reaalllyy bad about that, honestly.

But I'm seriously working on it now.

And it should be updated by Monday...

But no promises...cuz I'm a lazy aft ;_;

But I do promise Ima try...I pwomise.

Oh~ And for those I PM, besides a certain few, I apologize for not PMing you.

Haven't been really happy with Wattpad lately...

It and it's bitchy ass mother fuckin updates...

Why can't they just keep it the way it waasss?!

It keeps being a biittcchh~ because of these fffuuucckkinnngg~ updates~

Ugh...*Facetable*

I dunno about you guys...but I hate change.

I really honestly do.

*Glares at Wattpad* t(-_-t)

Hmm...what else...

Oh yas~!

OuO

Hehe .3.

I downloaded The Sims FreePlay on my phone-even though it drains my phone in less than 10 minutes of playing on it.

And guess vvvhhattt~! OuO

I made....

Tanya and Barricade OuO

Tai's even got her purple hair and everything .3.

Same with Cade .3.

They're best friends...but I plan on making them lovers tonight .3.

And then Ima make 'em be married...

And zzzhhheeen~

BABIES!

OuO

All da Barrianya babies I fucking want OuO

....If only they didn't cost that much..

Damn it */\*

Why can't they just have sex (haha yes I said sex *Rolls eye*) like crazy animals and BOOM!

BABIES!

;_;

It ain't fair..

Gotta buy da damn babies ;_;

And they cost like....$100,000..and then take a full day to get here!

Hell, I could just go to my drug dealer in Canada and buy a baby there! And in less time! ;_;

...Vhat?

I never said I was normal c:

Lol...

But I think that's all I gotta 'rant' about...for now ;3

Oh~

And if you like Skrillex I definitely suggest you listen to Make It Bun Dem 

.3. It's a great song.

Good for pumping ya up...and shit cx

~Ze Majestic Llama Who's Had One Hell Of  A Week..'N Shit~