I Should Be Sleeping °^°

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It's nearly 3:30 in the damn morning.

Yet here I am.

Looking up random shit on YouTube.

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH MEH °~°

WHAT

AM

I

WATCHING?!

WHY

AM

I

WATCHING

THAT?! *Points at media*

THAT TURTLE SCARES ME ._.

LOOK AT ITS EEYYEEEESSSS~ ._.

THE SONG ITSELF IS STUPID.

YET I'M GIGGLING.

LIKE A SCHOOL GIRL.

WHO DOES DRUGS.

IN THE SCHOOL BATHROOM.

DURING CLASS.

BECAUSE SHE STUPID.

AND IS A DUMB GLITCH.

I WANT TO SAY THE 'H' WORD.

BUT I LEAVE THAT TO ABBY.

WHY AM I TYPING IN CAPITAL LETTERS?

I DO NOT KNOW.

I AM TO LAZY TO STOP.

OH LOOK.

MY CAT JUST GOT STUCK IN MY DRESSER.

NOW I HAVE TO GET HIM UNSTUCK.

BUT IT IS HARD.

BECAUSE HE IS A FAT ASS.

DAMN YOU THUNDER.

WHY DO YOU CATS HATE MEH?

WHY MUST YOU GET STUCK WHEN IT IS DARK?

U KNOW I HATE DARKNESS.

YA KNOW WHAT?!

IMA LET HIM GET HIMSELF UNSTUCK.

HE GOT STUCK.

HE CAN UN-STUCK HIMSELF.

HE HAS DONE IT BEFORE.

LESSON KIDDIES-

DO NOT GET STUCK IN A DRESSER.

PEOPLE WILL NOT HELP YOU.

I THINK IMA JUST GO WATCH A STUPID CARTOON ON NETFLIX.

THAT IS CLASSIFIED AS A VIOLENT CARTOON.

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?

IT IS CALLED-

HAPPY TREE FRIENDS.

THE TWIST?

ALL THE ANIMALS DIE IN EVERY EPISODE?

WHY?

BECAUSE THEY FUCKING STUPID.

THAT'S WHY.

NOW YA KNOW.

DON'T LET A CARTOON NAME DECIEVE YOU.

EVEN THE MOST INNOCENT SOUNDING CARTOONS CAN BE ABOUT STUPID ASS ANIMALS GETTING THEMSELVES KILLED EVERY EPISODE.

YEAH....IMA GO WATCH THAT.

AND MAYBE FALL ASLEEP SOON AFTER.

BUT I PROBABLY WON'T.

AND THEN I WILL FALL ASLEEP AT 5 IN THE MORNING.

AND SLEEP UNTIL 12.

AND THEN HAVE TO DO HOMEWORK ALL DAY.

WHICH IS WHAT MY LIFE HAS BEEN LIKE THE PAST WEEK.

WHICH IS WHY I HAVEN'T BEEN ON DURING THE DAY.

CUZ I'M STUPID.

AND GO TO BED AT 5 IN THE MORNING.

.....

IMA GO NOW.
......

WELL SHIT.

THUNDER GOT EVEN MORE STUCK.

DAMN....

DAMN YOU THUNDER!

WHY U HAVE TO HAVE A FAT ASS? *^*

~@^@~

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