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"So, you come here often?"

"Wow, if I had a dollar for every time someone's said that to me - "

"You'd have one dollar?"

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omg so this is an au where Michael is an author, semi-famous for writing the How to Live With A Huge Penis book ((if you've seen his tweet you'll get it but if not a picture of the book is either on top or at the side)).

the idea was given to me by a friend of mine on twitter and i love it omg

ANYWAY, I've never read the book but I googled it and it's actually written but a guy with like a PhD?? and all creds to him for writing the book okay I'm not stealing anything

but like I'm assuming that the book is kind of informative/informational but also funny obviously because with a title like that is has to be funny right?? but for THIS fanfic I'm just going to say that the book is more of a joke and it's funny and cute and Michael so just remember that

I just had to get that out of the way to avoid confusing lol it'll all make sense later

anyway I really like this idea and im very excited for it so I hope you all enjoy