Sati: So, uh, Nemesis isn't here, but the rest of us are. Well, Gallerian's not here currently, but he will be soon.
Banica: I'm almost too afraid to ask where he is.
Riliane: He said he's out shopping for Michelle.
Allen: I thought Bruno was going to do that for him?
Margarita: Can we start without him?
Kayo: We're reacting to songs....about....us? What does that mean?
Gallerian: *walking through the door all dramatic-like* It's exactly as it sounds. One person took it upon himself to make songs about us.
Riliane: How-
Gallerian: He has the "purple dream" ability, such that man Gammon Octo.
Riliane: Oh. Ok.
Allen: Now, let's watch.
Kestrel: *snorts from where she's sitting in the control booth*
Allen: The first song is Lunacy of Duke Venomania.
Sati: Oh, that sounds cool.
*ding!*
???: Hello? Can you guys hear me?
Riliane: Why is there a ghost here?!
Kayo: Ah, sorry, that's me. I'm on call with Nemesis, so she can react with us as well.
Nemesis (formerly known as ???): You guys are lucky that Nyoze wanted to go to the beach and that I'm slightly sunburnt.
Gallerian: *laughs*
Margarita: *whacks him*
Allen: God, I'm surrounded by idiots.
Riliane: Me too.
Margarita: The first song is going on now.
"Come, shall we dance? Today again, a lovely woman-"
Nemesis: *glitchy laughing while looking evil* F*** you, Venomania.
Sati: I'm so terrified of the girl who's not even here. Do better, dear.
Nemesis: *more glitchy laughing/whispering* I'm gonna rip that ponytail off your stupid head!
Sati: *whispering as well* I'd like to see you try!
"-will become my new wife."
*the song ends shortly after*
Kestrel: Thoughts on the song? I actually don't mind it that much, even though it has explicit content. (It's not Genealogy of Red, White, and Black, that's for certain.)
Sati: I like it up until the ending. That part sucked. A lot.
Nemesis: *bored* I'm sure it did. I didn't like it. If you hadn't made that stupid deal with the demon-
Banica: Your boyfriend, Kayo, Gammon, possibly all the Marlons, and I wouldn't exist. Even though what happened it terrible, all of us needed to be here to help this word form.
Gallerian: That's a high opinion of yourself.
Banica: This was being written on the cusp of Christmas Eve. Author Kes is feeling generous. It's currently past Christmas. Author Kes is sorry.
Allen: She's an author, not the one who created us. She doesn't control us.
Banica and Kestrel: *wheeze*
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Ask the Sinners
FanfictionAsk the Sinners+Allen whatever you want! It's a free-for-all! I've kidnapped them. Do whatever you want. I take that back, nothing NSFW. I would rather not learn any new terms. This is slowly turning into them reacting/scenarios as well. I have ma...
