(On a Nature Hike)
Elluka: It's beautiful out here.
Kiril: And quiet.
Elluka: ...
Kiril: Too quiet.
Elluka: ...
Elluka: We lost her, didn't we?
(Meanwhile)
Irina: *actively fighting a raccoon*Kayo: I wonder if different brands of shampoo taste differently.
Sati: They do.
Kayo: ...
Sati: ...
Kayo: ...
Sati: Wait. Ask me again and I'll hesitate before answering this time.Gretel to Hansel: Before you embarrass yourself even further...
Gretel, digging in her bag: Let me get my camera!Lemy: *picks up a call from an unknown number* Hello?
Murderer: I can see you.
Lemy: ...
Murderer: ...
Lemy: Do I look good?Sati: Do I know romance or what?
Nemesis: What.
Sati: I said--
Nemesis: I heard you.Nemesis, about Nyoze: My boyfriend doesn't know I'm home, so he's singing loudly in the shower, and it's so cute.
Nemesis: He sucks.
Nemesis: But it's cute.Michaela: I'm done with you! All you do is get us into ridonkulous situations!
Gumillia: Seriously? Ridonkulous? Is that even a word?
Elluka: *walks in* Whoa! This is a ridonkulous situation!
Michaela: *gestures pointedly*Arte: Oh, come on. When have I ever done anything rash or irresponsible?
Gardener: I have a list. It's alphabetized.
Waiter: Mine's color coded!
Grave: Mine is organized by severity--
Arte: Okay, okay, I get it!Nyoze: Can we go to a haunted house?
Nemesis: Uh, what's wrong with the one we live in?
Nyoze: Wh-what?
Nemesis: Goodnight.Chartette after having a nose bleed: Welp, time to wipe the blood off my hands.
Ney in the back: *visibly confused*Gammon: Now, the recipe calls for 2 shots of vodka
Gammon: *upends the bottle*Margarita: Fruits that do not live up to their names: passionfruit, grapefruit, honeydew and dragonfruit.
Margarita: Fruits that do live up to their names?
Margarita: Orange.Gumillia: So, I'm going to hell.
Behemo: Probably.
Gumillia: I'll pick you up?
Behemo, nodding: Carpool. Definitely.Margarita: Is it racist if a white person uses a slur on another white person?
Kayo, slamming on the car's brakes: Excuse me, WHAT?Nemesis, a gamer: The weirdest thing I've ever seen is a pregnant Sans.
Allen: I will beg you again, shut up. Please.Banica: You're not a liar. You've never lied to me.
Arte: *remembering all the times she did lie* Yep. I never lied to you.Arte: I'm bored.
Court: Please don't try to burn down the courthouse again.
Arte: You're not my mom.
Graveyard: Don't try to burn down the courthouse again.
Arte: Yes, Ma'am.Seth: Step on me.
Gumillia: *slams him into a wall*
Behemo: *clapping*Germaine: Y'all, Allen just sent me Hobbit reading ASMR. It's almost ten hours long.
Germaine: Guys, I think this is a threat.Riliane: *trying to read fanfiction*
Her body: Yeah, no.Allen: *attempting to go to sleep*
His brain: It can't be that much of a coincidence that Germaine looks like Banica.
Allen: *sighs, sits up*Gammon: So, as it turns out, playing math Kahoot was a bad idea. Nems has been in bathroom, crying, for an hour.
Nyoze: I asked you to play a game with her.
Lilith: We did! We played math Kahoot, idiot!
Nyoze: *inhales*Gammon: *texting* Yo, guess what.
Lilith: What?
Gammon: Nyoze and Nemesis got home, but they apparently thought I wasn't home.
Lilith: Okay. So?
Gammon: They're in Nyoze's room. I can hear the bed.
Lilith: Assert your dominance, and go out the window.
Gammon: Okay. Got it.Allen: YO, WHY IS THERE SO MUCH MONEY ON THE TABLE?!
Banica: *walking out* Wait, what?
Gallerian: I got some.
Riliane: I did too!
Margarita: I got some as well.
The others: *confused*
Banica: Oh, sorry.
Banica: *grabs money* That wasn't for y'all.
Nemesis: *quiet laughing* All around me are familiar faces, worn out places.Irina: You can fit at least two raccoons in your body.
Elluka: *sighs, putting down her phone* I'm sorry, you gonna have to explain.
Irina: *already leaving the room* Nope.Elluka: Hold hands, or throw hands?
Kiril: Hold.
Ly: Throw.
Milky: Hold.
Irina: Why are you throwing hands? Do you need more hands to throw? Should I get some from my collection?
..........
Milky: We're just not gonna acknowledge what you said.Irina: Why are there small human skulls?
Ly: *on voice-chat* Oh my god...
Kiril: *dying from both laughter and the game*
Elluka: *concerned*
Milky: Irina, those are babies.
Irina: Oh....
Irina: Why are there babies?Sati: I found something! I'll post it for y'all.
Nemesis: No no no nononono! You are *not* posting another picture in this group chat! Not after the saddest H manga I've ever read!
Sati: It's not that bad.*Sati has been kicked from the group-chat*
*The group-chat has been deleted*
Nemesis: I did save the picture.
Riliane: Wait, the chat's missing.
Nemesis: That's good.Gammon: *entering the manga/light novel section of the bookstore* What happened here?
Nemesis: *confused/sleepy blinking from where she's surrounded by various light novels of concerning nature* So I blacked out and woke up like this.
Gammon: Why do I ask?Nemesis: Yo, I got a new book.
Gammon: Cool, what's it ca-
Nemesis: It's called Torture Princess.
Gammon: *disappointed sigh*Yukina: You don't know who William Shakespeare is?
Sati: No.
Margarita: You don't know who Billy is?
Sati: ......Waiter: I don't think I need to explain, but....
Waiter: Court's name being just Master of the Court, and not Master of the Courtyard makes me so angry.Kyle: *remembering what Ney said in the Clocktower* Wait a minute, did she...did she eat someone? Did my sister eat someone?
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Ask the Sinners
FanfictionAsk the Sinners+Allen whatever you want! It's a free-for-all! I've kidnapped them. Do whatever you want. I take that back, nothing NSFW. I would rather not learn any new terms. This is slowly turning into them reacting/scenarios as well. I have ma...