Nemesis and Sati: *fighting in the kitchen again*
Riliane, who's at the table: Crunchity cronchity, I want your spine!
Nemesis: What the FU-!?
Sati: HUH?
Riliane: ........*smiles politely*
Allen explaining to Gumillia and Michaela where Behemo went: He got launched into space. He's gonna explode soon.
Gumillia: *rubbing her temples* I don't get paid for this.
(Weird AU thing I'm gonna write)
Baby Nemesis: *toddles into the Hellish Yard*
Baby Nemesis: Hewwo!
Gumillia: What the-? Why is there a random baby here?
Seth: I dunno. You should probably look after her. Ya know, since I can't do much.
Gumillia: HELL NO! I can't deal with kids! You watch her!
Seth: *gets dumped off*
Seth: So. This is my life now.
Gumillia: *leaves*
Baby Nemesis: Daddy?
Seth: DO I LOOK LIKE-?
Behemo: This is how I enter my house.
*kicks door in*
Behemo: WHAT'S UP, F**KERS?!
Levia: Why do you have my phone?
Behemo: F**K YOU, THAT'S WHY!
Gammon: *recording* I'm in Nemesis' room. I'm gonna look at her manga.
*five seconds later*
Gammon: *holding one toward the camera* This one is a two outta ten. That's what I expected from MM manga.
Gammon: Wait.
Gammon: Why does she have this? S-should I call her?
Gammon: *confused screaming*
Adam: *running up to the twins*
Baby Hansel and Gretel: Daddy?
Adam: Do I look-?
Meta: Some times, I have to wonder about the taste of bees.
Seth: I'm going to stop you there.
Meta: They taste good.
Seth: Hello, World Police, I'd like to report a crime.
Ayn: You ever feel sad?
Clarith: You ever feel disliked?
Ayn: No.....
Clarith: Good.
Gretel: *bouncing into the house* So guess wwhhhaaatt?
Eve: Honey, I don't have time to-
Gretel: Hansel had a date with gravity today!
Eve: Huh?
Adam: *holding up an unconscious Hansel* She means he fell of the roof.
Eve: Oh. Okay.
Eve: WAIT!
Gumillia in the servants' quarters: Welcome to the servants' quarters. We're all children of the Gods here.
Ney: *doing drugs*
Gumillia: *panicking* Lu li la, lu li la......
THUD!
THUMP!
Ayn: *poking his head out the window* STOP THROWING ROCKS AT MY WINDOW! YOU HAVE A PHONE!
Gumillia: *chucks her phone at the window*
Ayn: *looks to no one like he's on the Office*
(BFU quote incoming)
Nemesis while going ghost hunting with the Octo boys: There are some places where you think to yourself, "This is where I'm gonna lose it later," ya know?
Gammon: *not serious* Your virginity?
Nyoze: *shocked laughter*
Nemesis: *weirded-out laughter*
Nemesis: Yeah, my virginity. Speaking of which, I have something to tell you two. I have some very special plans for later.
Nyoze: *even more shocked laughter*
Margarita: *looking at the back of a book* Witch, Fae Prince.....HA! Arranged marriage, the funniest sh** I've ever seen!
The gang: *watching Stranger Things*
Some dude: *gets stabbed with scissors*
Nemesis: HA! Kayo, PAY UP!
Kayo: *groans*
Prim: I have made a king!
Yukina: You screwed up a perfectly good painter. Look at him, he's got anxiety!
Ann: You're not petty, Prim.
Prim: *looks over at Ney trying to stop Riliane from making a mess* Yeah. I'm not petty.
Germaine: *breathes*
Gumillia: If you don't shut up, I will throw this book at you.
*In Julia's backyard*
Rin-Chan: Oh no, she's gonna jump!
Lemy: Do a flip!
Mayrana: *on top of the roof* Idiots.
Gammon: *enters a room*
Nyoze: *chucks a lamp at him*
Nemesis: Ah, yes. The Cain instinct.
Elluka: Hi.
Irina: Hello, b***h.
Elluka: *exhales*
Behemo: *running up* Levia! Look at this!
Levia: *smacks him*
Behemo: .....OW! MOTHERFU-
Gallerian: *talking*
Gallerian: Wait. I just lost my train of thought.
Kayo: *leans over* It's okay, buddy. There weren't any important passengers on board.
Banica after getting absorbed: Let me out! LET ME OUT!
*Duel at Merrigod Plateau*
Banica: *strolls in eating food*
Irina and Elluka, who are fighting: *begin crying*
Banica: *crazed laughter*
(What should have happened)
Kayo: *sees Kai with Mei* Ugh, I can't believe he's "cheating on me."
Kayo: *sees Kai with Miku* Okay...this is getting sketchy. He's still "cheating on me."
Kayo: *sees Kai with Rin*
Kayo: *pulls a phone out of nowhere* Hi, police, I'd like to report a crime.
Riliane: *lifts her head/makes a gremlin face* Oh nyo.
Nemesis: *closes her eyes and whines*
Riliane: *crazed, muffled laughing* OH NYO.
Nemesis: *screams*
Gallerian: Bye, Sati. Bye, Banica. Bye, Riliane. Bye, Allen. Bye, Margarita. Bye, Kayo. Bye, Margarita.
Nemesis: Dude, you said bye to Margarita twice.
Gallerian: *snaps briefcase shut* I like Margarita.
Kayo: *sighs, looks around the room* It's quiet.
Sati: *looks up from his knitting* I know. It's peaceful.
Kayo: Really peaceful.
Sati: It's too peaceful.
Kayo: *standing up* Agreed. I haven't seen the kids for five minutes. Something's going on.
*around the corner*
Riliane: *whispering* Okay, Nems, aim! Now!
Nemesis: *shoots packing peanuts from her gun*
Kyle: *opens the utensil drawer* You know, at this point, I'm a little too afraid to know why there is an empty plastic bag in the drawer.
The kids: *make eye contact*
Germaine: Same. Though, the berries in there were delicious.
Ney: *groans*
The kids: *sigh*
Michaela: *flings open the curtains* HELLO, WORLD!
Clarith: *groans*
Ney: Shut tHE F**K UP!
Grave: *staring at Gammon and Waiter* Y'know, I hope you two have a really good explanation for this.
*silence*
Grave: Arte, Pollo, you can come in now.
The twins: *sit down*
Pollo: *strums ukulele*
Arte: *screech*
*a bucket of water falls onto Margarita*
Margarita: *small chuckle* Hey, God. I hope you're listening, you f**king dumb son of a b***h. Imma end you.
Lemy: *sweats nervously*
Elluka: *opens her desk to reveal her stuff in Jel-O* Listen, I had stuff to do today. If I don't get an answer, I will put laxatives and sleeping pills in your food. They won't harm you, but they will be annoying.
Gumillia and Ayn: *nervous sweating*
Gumillia: *recording*
Elluka: Isn't the weather nice today?
Irina: Wouldn't you like to know, Weather Boy?
Elluka: Wha-
Ayn: So today, I'm gonna help you get a girlfriend.
Clarith: Ayn....no.
Ayn: Ayn, yes.
Allen and Riliane: *awkward staring and blinking*
Allen: I'm concerned as to why there's a picture of Gumillia tapped to the tree.
Riliane: *dead serious* Chipmunks should be in trees.
Ney: Hello, you're still a piece of garbage!
Kyle: I LITERALLY DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING!
Chartette: *off-camera* You wanna lay on the pentagram?
Germaine: *laying on said pentagram* Hey we go! Rock and roll, buckaroos!
Allen: *muffled sobbing*
Hansel: There was a little Mickey Mouse with a pull string! I didn't touch it, though.
Gretel: *narrowing her eyes* I feel like you touched it.
Past Hansel: Hi, kids!
Hansel: *staring at his hands* I did touch it. Oh, God!
Carlos: *entering the living room, looks at the ceiling*
Carlos: Platonic, you better give me one good reason as to why the twins are tied to the fan.
Platonic: *filing her nails* They like being high.
Arte: TO BE FAIR, THIS IS NOT WHAT WE MEANT!
Carlos: *exhales*
Nemesis: You ever just like....
Nemesis: *stretches*
Nyoze: Definitely.
Gammon: All the time. Yes.
Gumillia: *throwing open the door* HUMANITY WAS A MISTAKE!
Michaela: Uh, you wanna explain or....
Elluka: *following Gumillia in* All the kids in her group wouldn't stop pressing their fingers together while saying, "I'm shy, UwU." Or reciting internet memes.
Michaela: That is....understandable. Okay, yeah, I agree with you.
Nemesis: Go stare at a cow, dipsh**.
Allen: .....
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Ask the Sinners
FanfictionAsk the Sinners+Allen whatever you want! It's a free-for-all! I've kidnapped them. Do whatever you want. I take that back, nothing NSFW. I would rather not learn any new terms. This is slowly turning into them reacting/scenarios as well. I have ma...
