Nemesis: I saw a ghost one time.
Riliane: What?
Nemesis: Yeah, it was last year.
Riliane: W...what was it doing?
Nemesis: It was crawling.
Riliane: Nope, this is another one of your lies. I don't believe you.
Nemesis: It happened. I saw it.
Riliane: *shocked, horrified* Crawling...
Nemesis: Yes.
Riliane: You saw a ghost? I don't believe you.
Nemesis: I saw a ghost.
Kayo playing Little Nightmares: I didn't think this was going to be creepy! I thought this was a cute game where you play as a kid and solve puzzles and sh**! No!
Banica: *laughing way too hard*
Kayo: Look at her! She's Paddington the bear with little stick legs! We're never gonna make it!
Lemy: *makes contact with the glass*
Gretel: *running around screaming with her arms flailing* How do I sibling?! HOW DO I SIBLING?!
Nemesis: *evil laughter* Nice try! Next time, maybe you shouldn't land on my gauntlet, FU-CAR!
Carlos: *confused* This is monopoly....
Margarita: This Gift empty! Yeet!
Leonhart and Mariam: *die via their children*
Elluka: *holds a branch like a gun at Gumillia* Don't try anything.
Riliane: If I ever see a body part described as "plush" ever again, I will fight somebody in the Denny's parking lot.
Irina: *shows up late to the game*
Milky: Are you all right? You're never late.
Irina: The dishwasher broke, so I had to find the paper plates so Kiril could eat something.
Elluka: I can call someone if you'd like.
Irina: *flips her off under the table* Definitely not.
Ly: *suffering*
Margarita: Nemesis just put on Thriller in the car. It's freakin' JULY.
Sati: I want to scare Banica somehow.
Nemesis: Throw a fake roach at her while she's showering.
Margarita: *begins laughing*
Sati: No! She's kill me!
Riliane: Good luck. You'll get murdered if you do that.
Sati: *screams loudly*
Riliane: I don't particularly want to execute someone right now. I think I'll wait as long as I can.
Germaine: Ah, yes. I, too, try to procrastinate beheading someone, because it'll haunt me 'til the day I die.
(On a Discord call, playing a game)
Banica: Hey, Kayo, guess what.
Kayo: Wha-
Banica: I'm actually taller than you.
Kayo: I..uh....
Banica: If you look at our shoes, yours have some height, and mine are flat. So I'm taller than you.
Kayo: Well, umm....Oh, my computer is dead...
*the call has been disconnected*
Banica: *instinctively looks down*
Irina: *putting a gummy bear into a shoe at the theatre* This will be so funny.
Sati: I have to do something. I'll be back in ten minutes.
Nemesis: Okay.
*some time later*
Nemesis: I just watched a Salad Fingers compilation, and he still isn't back yet. I don't know what to do next.
Serena going to warm up a baked potato: THERE'S A POTATO SETTING?!
Gammon: *quietly breaking down*
Levia: *driving* I found another Levia Barisol online.
Behemo: *skeptical* Really?
Levia: Yeah. She lives in Asmsodean.
Behemo: You have to kill her.
Levia: I hate when we do things like this! It sucks! I hate it!
Behemo: You're the one who wanted to do this! This was all your idea!
Levia: You need to shut the hell up!
Behemo: Maybe you need to shut the f**k up!
*silence*
Behemo: See what I did there? I used the bigger curse word.
Levia: *groans*
Nemesis: *sniffling* I love how we all treat Spice like it's the biggest crime on this planet when Orphan's Song does exist.
Postman: *throws a shoe at her*
Lich: Everyone knows that Soap Lagoon is actually more explicit.
Postman: *chucks another shoe at him*
Gumina: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him. What do I do?
IR: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he doubles over in pain, you kiss him.
Lukana: Tackle him.
Maylis: Dump him.
Mikulia: Kick him in the shin.
Sati: NO TO ALL OF THOSE! JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN!
Margarita: You know what's funny when you haven't slept in literal years?
Margarita: *losing it* Literally everything!
Nemesis: *trying to be decent on camera*
*her alarm goes off*
Nemesis: *sudden death metal scream*
Nemesis: Hey, Sati, what socks do you have on today?
Sati: These are fun ones.
Sati: *takes off shoe, places foot on chair* There! Argyle socks!
Margarita: *dying*
Riliane: *loosing it*
Allen: *wondering how life led him there*
Nemesis: Ha, lol!
Sati: Hey, argyle rocks. Y'all be hating!
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Ask the Sinners
FanfictionAsk the Sinners+Allen whatever you want! It's a free-for-all! I've kidnapped them. Do whatever you want. I take that back, nothing NSFW. I would rather not learn any new terms. This is slowly turning into them reacting/scenarios as well. I have ma...
