Teacher: Have you ever used propaganda on your family?
Irina: No, I just straight up lied.
Nemesis: Like Gammon always says, when a door closes, approach the wall with considerable force!
Gammon: I have never said that. Ever!
Kayo: I baked a depression cake yesterday.
Banica: What's a depression cake? Is it tasty?
Margarita: Can it fit my depression in it?
Riliane: *confused* My mind immediately thought it was a cake with a hole in the center.
Kayo: ........
Nemesis: Who needs aim assist? I paid thirty Evs for this game, I don't need f**king aim as-
Molded:
Nemesis: *operatic high-note*
Kyle: *while slamming the car into the room* I'm starting to think that Ethan's an idiot.
Nyoze: You can open the door. I won't sing.
Nemesis:
Nemesis: *opens door*
Nyoze: *strumming guitar* I LIIEEEEDDD!!!!!
Ma: Hello, Nemesis, did you miss me?
Nemesis: With every bullet so far!
Young Ney: Somebody needs a hug!
Prim: Somebody doesn't.
*Banica teaching Pollo to drive and taking Arte along for the ride*
Banica: That's a pothole. To the left!
Pollo: Take it back now y'all *Drives into pothole*
Arte, sticking her face into the front over the center console: Cha Cha real smooth.
Pollo: I don't think that's how the song goes.
Banica, crying and gripping the handle: Please just take me home.
Pollo: Country Roads.
Arte: To the place.
Arte and Pollo in unison: I Belong!
Banica, crying harder: What the f**k?!
Cop: You ran a red light.
Irina: So did you, hypocrite.
Cop: I was following you.
Irina: That was dumb, I'm a terrible driver.
Cop: Get out.
Nemesis: I tried to write 'I'm a functional adult,' but my phone changed it to 'fictional adult,' and I feel like that's more accurate.
Cop: You have the right to remain silent.
Gretel: I choose to waive that right!
Gretel: *screaming*
Ly: Was your sabotage on cooldown?
Milky: *not paying attention* Yeah. Wait, my...my sabo....oh, my God.
Irina: Are you dumb?
Elluka: *desk-slap*
Milky: Get me out of here.
Irina: I was following Ly around for a while, and when I stopped following her, three people died.
Milky: I think it's Irina.
Elluka: Me too.
Irina: What?! I do not murder people. Murdering people is my least favorite thing to do.
Ly: Lying B***h From Last Round and I stumbled across a body.
Milky: It's Ly. She won't stop following me around.
Ly: *confusion*
Lilith: I know I made the Gods real mad in my past lives.....actually, I can't even blame this on them. I'm just too stupid.
Elluka: *vents*
Arth: Ahem.
Elluka: My defense is that three people already voted, so it doesn't f**king matter what I say.
Ney: Ow! You threw me down the stairs, you're lucky I'm not pregnant!
Kyle: W-what?
Michaela: I'll let him live. It's what Behemo would do if he had a sniper rifle.
Arte: I licked it, it's mine!
Lilith: *crying* That's not a thing, stop licking my stuff!
Michaela: Are you good at Clue?
Gumillia: I am very bad at dumb things.
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